When you meet a guy and he’s wearing a hat, making him extremely a lot more attractive than he actually is without a hat, probably hiding that he’s actually bald. This is usually the case when online dating
On Tinder, I set up a really hot and steamy date with this cowboy for Valentine’s Day 😉 only to leave as soon as I saw I was the victim of a Hat Trick! He was as bald as a baby’s bare ass!!!
by Skyyblueplaya February 16, 2020
by Julester July 13, 2017
An ice hockey player can achieve a Glenn Hat Trick if he/she records all of the following in a single game:
1) An unforced defensive zone give-away
2) An un-facilitated fall
3) An unforced missed goal on an open net
1) An unforced defensive zone give-away
2) An un-facilitated fall
3) An unforced missed goal on an open net
by Reston Hawks September 13, 2011
(Derivative of Gordie Howe Hat Trick)
Scoring an own goal against your team and two goals (aka a brace) for your team.
Immortalized by Wayne Rooney's performance against Stoke City on October 20, 2012.
Scoring an own goal against your team and two goals (aka a brace) for your team.
Immortalized by Wayne Rooney's performance against Stoke City on October 20, 2012.
"He was on pace for a Wayne Rooney Hat-Trick after the first 45 minutes, but couldn't net another goal in the second half."
by BrendanInJersey January 21, 2017
Sitting on the toilet and get in 3 different things, like dumping sperm in the toilet, urinating over it and shit on it. Or a menstrual loaf, urinating over it and shit on it.
I accomplished a toilet hat-trick this morning, after dumping some sperm in the toilet I pissed over it and shat on it!
by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017
Balancing a hard hat on your dick while scoping photos of a tranny (hard hat will be perceived as balancing)
by Bigweenie86 March 19, 2023