Great Hoe Reformation

When women reach their early to mid thirties and have 3 children with 2 different baby daddies from being run through like a hallway during a fire alarm, realize their sexual marketplace value is at less than zero, and decide to start going to church to find a "good guy" to take care of her and her kids. They done had their fun, but they want a man to provide for them financially. These women start attending church and Bible study under the guide of being "born again" but really it's for the purpose of getting free housing and food. They also might have Tyrone coming over to help with her migraines while their churchy man is at work.

With 2 kids and another on the way from another one night stand, Cassie dicided to join The Great Hoe Reformation, going to a non denominational church to find a financial stable man that's okay with a prefab family.

by SirTopahmHat June 15, 2024

Sire Quentin the Great

not great.

Sire Quentin the Great loves windy NGL!

by hghgfh November 9, 2021

great grandmama lelala

A woman that is old and decrepit and is funny

She is my great grandmama lelala

by Kiss101 May 23, 2021

The Great Heat

Rather than the Big Bang it is the great heat. From nothing: heat! Heat storms all over the universe - suns in instants!(?(?))

I talk about The Great Heat theory rather than The Big Bang theory if they are both still theories

by Nolx May 28, 2021

Great Lakes'd

To have everything that can possibly go wrong, go wrong

How did today go?

We got totally Great Lakes'd, it was a s*** show

by GRLlocal December 2, 2021

The great beat down of 2022

Biggest sporting clay event of 2022. Hosted by Scarborough Fish & Game, Conley & Hebert battled it out in a 100 round shootout. The sporting-clay field was proving challenging due to the blustery conditions and relatively new gun for Conley as Hebert excelled out of the gate and was off to an early lead. Miraculously, Conley managed to become a master with him shotgun and was soon an unstoppable force. Hebert stood mesmerized and in awe, as Conley made quick work of the remaining clays. Although most thought the match wouldn’t go beyond stand 5, Conley turned doubters into believers. This was certainly one for the ages and a loss that Hebert will think of daily.

Conley demolished Hebert in the great beat down of 2022 at Scarborough Fish & Game.

by DJ-Conley February 16, 2022

you came from a great cosmic egg

A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you butted into a conversation you had no business butting into in the first place"

Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?

Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw since you came from a great cosmic egg, you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.

by Sexydimma May 16, 2016