The state of arousal resulting from the rhythmic idle of a humvee diesel engine.
Riding in patrol all day gave me raging diesel wood.
by El_phantasmo November 10, 2015
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when a woman goes "nuts" and destroys her mans "stuff"
damn that girl was goin tiger woods on that guys car.

man that girl went tiger woods on him.
by J420C April 5, 2010
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I have a wood stood. I'm ready.
by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019
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Those creepy figurines in your grandparent's apartment that they've collected from God knows where in Africa.
Janicestop looking at those wood people they're terrifying.
by Nobody10012992 March 4, 2017
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A careing and loveing person; always faithful and dependable, romantic,very good in bed
by Lesbian420 May 27, 2015
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