by Jumping Spoons January 13, 2016
by Ninjedi69 May 1, 2019
by Brogantac January 1, 2018
The act of grabbing a man's crotch and squeezing with the intent of causing the man pain. See also angry michael
Did you see Danny Bonaduce get into a fight with that radio DJ? Danny got him on the ground, got a hold of some crotch, and gave him the angry jackson.
by SimpleFi December 26, 2019
by Shuffs655m September 8, 2017
An individual who knows no limits, both morally and socially. A enigmatic fusion of affability and nonchalance that charms and frustrates in equal measure. He bangs in the goals and pulls all the birds, despite wearing his grandad's hand-me-down jumper purchased from Q&A in 1975. Has to grow a beard to look a day over 14, and thinks he's a baller despite growing up in Surrey and having Taylor Swift on his iTunes.
by AJ1000000 July 15, 2017
The phenomenon of getting so stressed out that you have to take a brutal shit in which the excrement flies out at pace, lands with a splash and wreaks chaos and mayhem across the bowl. A physical and splattery manifestation of the internal turmoil.
I was having such a crappy day at work a quick round of angry turds was inevitable. The wreckage was a sight to behold.
by Chatbot eight billion March 25, 2021