i gave myself a shampoo horn in the shower
by poopooass September 15, 2019
When one wakes up after a night of binge drinking and begins drinking again, immediately becoming drunk due to residual inebriation. “Rinse and repeat,” much like the instructions on a shampoo bottle.
by HibiscusWatergate June 20, 2021
by WilburSoot! September 18, 2023
by Hairgod:p November 25, 2021
A) A type of soap used to clean your body/hair in the shower
B) The shit that 12 year old boys that are noobies to jackin use as lube, resulting in multiple friction burns, torn skin, and extreme burning on the dick because the shampoo is in the burns and cuts. DONT USE SHAMPOO AS LUBE.
B) The shit that 12 year old boys that are noobies to jackin use as lube, resulting in multiple friction burns, torn skin, and extreme burning on the dick because the shampoo is in the burns and cuts. DONT USE SHAMPOO AS LUBE.
by TexasTittyTantrumTeardown May 6, 2019
by chovihotings December 28, 2021
Thing you use to wash your hair.
If you’re here to see why is it called shampoo, here’s the reason:
Shamshit was inappropriate.
If you’re here to see why is it called shampoo, here’s the reason:
Shamshit was inappropriate.
I need some shampoo
by hydrofungus July 30, 2023