just Speed run my Goose Puncher

when a female wants fast oral

"im so horny, just speed run my goose puncher steve"

by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhlol February 25, 2021

Bus puncher

Cheap, yet very strong, alcoholic beverage, liable to make you stagger about punching buses. IE White Cider, Special Brew, etc.

Look at that penny stamp in the middle of the road! He's been on the bus puncher I reckon.

by francisrossi June 6, 2010

pike puncher

The act of putting a a small boxing glove on your dick before sexual activity

Fred was going to pike puncher sally

by Pikepuncher September 26, 2023

Coat Puncher

A person who tells a joke that they think is funny, but actually is not funny. In essence, they have missed the mark and metaphorically "punched the coat" instead.

Coat Puncher has been popularized by the dot-com website bearing the same name.

Hey man, that joke wasn't very funny. Don't be a coat puncher.

by ObamaBush February 26, 2012

Poontang Puncher

One who punches a female in the poontang.

Look! I'ts the Poontang Puncher! RUUUUN.

by Fernando, stop goofing off! February 5, 2015

Throat puncher

When you go balls deep into her mouth and punch the back of her throat with your dick.

Damn man I got a story for you, Last night my girl and I did that new move call the throat puncher it was so amazing. But my girl can't talk right now, her throat hurts.

by Big John Boat 420 December 19, 2016

Throat Puncher

A picture, video, or gif which brings enough humor to an individual leaving him/her choked up.

Jameus thought he won until he saw the throat puncher everyone in the parlor was reading just now.

by Mr.Bankserson June 20, 2017