The weed is surrounding you.
“Omg, Andi do you feel constipated by air?! Hee hee.”
by White vans January 25, 2020
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When you have a hard time taking your phone out of your pocket.
My pants are so tight I get phone constipation.
by Sponceee April 6, 2017
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The urban phenomenon that hits every individual at one time of their lives. The phenomenon is caused by complex urban life and random stimulations paralyses the person's communication skills and this situation pushes the individual into; a state of not being able to talk, not being able to get it out and communicate. All gets stuck and causes constipation in communication.
She is normally an outgoing person but lately she has been suffering from communication constipation.
by irfanmeric March 30, 2022
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is when 3 people are in an act of sex when one eats laxitivs and then the other person puts their dick up then asshole and waits while the other person puts thier mouth under the asshole and wait for the dick to be pulled out like a dam breaking and the water pouring out. when the diaria pouring into the mouth they swallow it.
german constipation
by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019
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when you try to do the duckface for a selfie, but you have to take a dump
Guy 1: Sonia looks good of Facebook tonite

Guy 2: yeah but she looks like she needs to take a shit tho

Sonia: Constipated duckface!
by djtimyd January 8, 2018
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when shit gets stuck in your ass and it hurts to take a dump (it hurts like all hell is breaking loose)
henry: damn it, I'm constipated!
Felisha: ew I don't wanna know that!
by usrite April 19, 2019
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when nothing comes out of you butt for a long long long long time
constipated chicken
by bb8r2d2starwarsgeek March 15, 2016
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