Max Malcolm is the best person in the world , they’re perfect and they never fail to make somebody laugh. They have a huge sense of humour and would sacrifice their own needs just for their friends. They’re very pretty too < 3
by Curtexxsz June 04, 2022

1:when you and a person share similar interests (online) and so you decide to become mutuals online
2: when you and a person share similar interests and so you decide to become mutuals online, but those interests include malcolm in the middle
2: when you and a person share similar interests and so you decide to become mutuals online, but those interests include malcolm in the middle
Her and shawtyarena447 are malcolm in the mutuals ,they always are pming and reblogging eachothers posts and inside jokes on tumblr
by Columbinercutiezoe August 24, 2022

An amazing, God fearing wonderful dude. He's one of a kind and his loyalty is unmatched. He is funny, extremely handsome and the life of a party. If you are friends with a Malcolm-Jamal consider yourself lucky he is hard to come by and his uniqueness lights up the world. He will help in any way he can. He tends to always be sociable and has a rocking bod! He's usually the smartest in the room and very humble too. Malcolm-Jamal's are the best!!
by Cugar November 22, 2021

Malcolm is the ultimate embodiment of awesomeness. If you encounter a Malcolm, consider yourself very lucky; you’ve stumbled upon a rare gem of a human being. He has an amazing personality, kindness, and overall greatness, Malcolm is the type of person who could brighten anyone’s day with just a smile. He often lifts other people's spirits, spreads positivity, and makes the world a better place one good deed at a time. You can count on Malcolm to always have your back, share the last slice of pizza, and give heartfelt compliments when you need them the most.
Girl (1): Malcolm is so cute
Girl (2): IKR he is always smiling and I love that about him
Girl (1): I wish he is my boyfriend
Girl (2): IKR he is always smiling and I love that about him
Girl (1): I wish he is my boyfriend
by Mckhall July 31, 2024

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<.7.9.7.6.>Malcolm <`'`Z`~`a`'`Xis`~`>RIght In The Middle The In Left Malcolm Is Down In The <`'`X`~`Axis>Middle<`'`Y`~`A`xis`'`> To Be Up In The Middle<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

by Malcolmsgf November 23, 2021

A Tall black guy with a small penis, which defines him the best.
Always cums late.
Only sexual contact he has had is with a bus exhaust and has a foot fetish for men. It turns him on.
Who is born with a vagina and evolves into a small penis.
Always cums late.
Only sexual contact he has had is with a bus exhaust and has a foot fetish for men. It turns him on.
Who is born with a vagina and evolves into a small penis.
by SholaAmeobiDay March 11, 2015
