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Malcolm

REALEST NIGGA ON JAH 🤦🏿 ♂️💯 HE ALWAYS DOWN FOR THE NEW DAWN AND ALWAYS DOWN FOR HIS HOMIES.
ever heard of MALCOLM??? I don’t think so cuz you be fake asf 🤦🏿 ♂️🤦🏿 ♂️🤦🏿 ♂️
by Monke.irony forty four November 24, 2021
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Malcolm

nice but not. Malcolm’s are complicated characters. they can be absolute sweethearts or they can be jerks and incredibly secretive. Malcolm has trust issues and is also hard for others to trust. He also sometimes finds himself in the wrong crowd, often making bad friends who end up hurting his other relationships. He acts like he is “cool” to some but when you get close to him he’s really weird and different in a good way. not your average person. The sad thing is Malcolm is not always forgiving and may have trouble keeping relationships or friendships going because of this. If you make a mistake with him that may be your last because he is one to walk away when upset about a small circumstance. Malcolm does not hold back so he’ll freely tell you to fuck off or break up with you but other times he will hide his feelings from you in order not to hurt you. He is a good lier and lies frequently so it’s very hard to be close friends with him because you can’t tell when he is being serious. He’s complex but i still love him no matter what and if you know a Malcolm maybe they r just struggling and r lost so they may be mean sometimes but try to treat them kindly regardless. Malcolm if you’re reading this, hi it’s Lauren, I dislike u but I care about u and always will. Thanks for all the wonderful memories and I’m sorry about all the horrible ones and I wish I could erase them. Love u (as a friend ofc) <3
Malcolm is confusing.
by TheGoofyDino December 29, 2021
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Malcolm

Malcolm is a skank. Malcolm’s are little bitch ass slags who are the gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe. Fuck you, you stupid little slut.

You are a bitch and a hate you
Keep it in your pants you selfish bigot
Person 1: “that guy is ugly AND a whore”
Person 2: “what a total Malcolm
by Malcolmsareslags October 26, 2022
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Doing a Malcolm Turnbull

Weaseling your way into an institution that you couldn't possibly hope to have built yourself simply so you can subvert it for your own personal benefit that are at odds with what built that institution in the first place.

Named after Malcolm Turnbull, the 29th Prime Minister of Australia, who joined the Australian Liberal Party even though his political and social views aligned with the Australian Labor Party. He worked against his leader, undermining Prime Minister Tony Abbott to knife him in the back and take the prime ministership - something he could never have obtained via a general election had he not been the incumbent.

Other examples include the subversion of long established fandoms such as Star Wars and Doctor Who and how the woke left now push their marxist agenda
Russell T Davies and Ncuti Gatwa are Doing a Malcolm Turnbull with Doctor Who

Kathleen Kennedy has done a Malcolm Turnbull to Star Wars and Indiana Jones
by adventpassel May 26, 2024
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Malcolm

A stupid guy whos got an obsession of girls, loves to suck. Idiot, stupid, non attractive, diablocial. has a Xenotransplantation.
And stupid and he loves Riko.
Malcolm, a weird kid
by TxRank August 15, 2022
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Malcolm

Super cute, kind, athletic, smart guy. Hes low key the clown of the class but is super smart and everyone loves him. Hes been asked out multiple times but turns down everyone because hes just like that. Everyone loves him anyway because hes nice. He starts all the trends in the school but isnt fake or cocky. Genuinely good guy, and he is uber sexy ;)
who does that guy think he is? He's not Malcolm or anything
by baggiesmaaggie January 22, 2021
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Malcolm Castronova

A pre-industrial agricultural laborer or farmer of low social status who owns or rents a small piece of land for cultivation. This relates to the King Twylous Medieval Era.
Man, stop being such a Malcolm Castronova.
by mywifetookthekids123 October 5, 2018
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