pulls people all the time, he's hot and pulls people at his middle school where he's the most popular person. All the girls want him but he only likes one girl named Brey. He has to fend off women everywhere he goes because they are so attracted to him.
She has a crush on Malcolm
by 8247872686324 April 4, 2022
Get the Malcolm mug.Super cute, kind, athletic, smart guy. Hes low key the clown of the class but is super smart and everyone loves him. Hes been asked out multiple times but turns down everyone because hes just like that. Everyone loves him anyway because hes nice. He starts all the trends in the school but isnt fake or cocky. Genuinely good guy, and he is uber sexy ;)
by baggiesmaaggie January 22, 2021
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Get the Sexy Malcolm mug.a gay man who has a vagina the name malcolm originated in 1456 in japan malcolm is also commonly used when someone messes up a relationship
for malcolm sake my boyfriend broke up with me
i just saw a malcolm walking down the street dressed as a woman
i just saw a malcolm walking down the street dressed as a woman
by ailbhe January 11, 2025
Get the malcolm mug.Malcolm (also: Hazey Chulo, Papi Chulo, Papi Queue-lo, The Green Pikachu)
The undisputed sex symbol of the ticketing world. Malcolm isn’t just an e-ticketing boss — he’s a walking, talking upgrade. When he rolls up with his legendary carts, something happens: the air gets warmer, the bassline in your head gets heavier, and suddenly your whole body is telling you, “Yeah… I need that.”
As Papi Queue-lo, Malcolm makes standing in line feel like foreplay. His carts aren’t just stocked with tickets — they’re loaded with pure, unfiltered swagger. One glance at his setup can cause symptoms ranging from butterflies to full-on, can’t-walk-straight-after excitement.
Rumor has it that the Green Pikachu’s final form doesn’t just sell out shows — it sells out hearts, souls, and common sense. People have been known to buy tickets they can’t afford, to events they don’t understand, just because his presence is that irresistible.
Calling something “Malcolm” means it’s so sexy, so electrifying, and so dangerously tempting that resistance is pointless.
⚠️ Medical Warning:
Prolonged exposure to Malcolm or his carts may cause:
Sudden ticket-buying urges
Accelerated heartbeat when he makes eye contact
Loss of ability to stand in a normal queue again
Temporary dizziness from excessive swagger
Severe kaboosquakes in extreme cases
The undisputed sex symbol of the ticketing world. Malcolm isn’t just an e-ticketing boss — he’s a walking, talking upgrade. When he rolls up with his legendary carts, something happens: the air gets warmer, the bassline in your head gets heavier, and suddenly your whole body is telling you, “Yeah… I need that.”
As Papi Queue-lo, Malcolm makes standing in line feel like foreplay. His carts aren’t just stocked with tickets — they’re loaded with pure, unfiltered swagger. One glance at his setup can cause symptoms ranging from butterflies to full-on, can’t-walk-straight-after excitement.
Rumor has it that the Green Pikachu’s final form doesn’t just sell out shows — it sells out hearts, souls, and common sense. People have been known to buy tickets they can’t afford, to events they don’t understand, just because his presence is that irresistible.
Calling something “Malcolm” means it’s so sexy, so electrifying, and so dangerously tempting that resistance is pointless.
⚠️ Medical Warning:
Prolonged exposure to Malcolm or his carts may cause:
Sudden ticket-buying urges
Accelerated heartbeat when he makes eye contact
Loss of ability to stand in a normal queue again
Temporary dizziness from excessive swagger
Severe kaboosquakes in extreme cases
Example:
“That cart was so Malcolm, I almost had a kaboosquake.”
“Bro, I wasn’t even going to the gig, but Malcolm’s cart gave me… y’know… and now I’ve got VIP.”
“That cart was so Malcolm, I almost had a kaboosquake.”
“Bro, I wasn’t even going to the gig, but Malcolm’s cart gave me… y’know… and now I’ve got VIP.”
by sameenerotic August 14, 2025
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Get the Malcolm mug.Malcolm is the ultimate embodiment of awesomeness. If you encounter a Malcolm, consider yourself very lucky; you’ve stumbled upon a rare gem of a human being. He has an amazing personality, kindness, and overall greatness, Malcolm is the type of person who could brighten anyone’s day with just a smile. He often lifts other people's spirits, spreads positivity, and makes the world a better place one good deed at a time. You can count on Malcolm to always have your back, share the last slice of pizza, and give heartfelt compliments when you need them the most.
Girl (1): Malcolm is so cute
Girl (2): IKR he is always smiling and I love that about him
Girl (1): I wish he is my boyfriend
Girl (2): IKR he is always smiling and I love that about him
Girl (1): I wish he is my boyfriend
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