Bagel in the ass

Whenever you get pulled over and given a ticket.

Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.

by BigDog823 November 2, 2019

My ass

THE THICKEST THING IN THE WORLD... "My ass" (jk im flatter than paper) 😔✌️

person: whAt is 1+1?

person: mY aSs
person: wHaT aSs
person: ö

by youcantwerkwhileinasplit November 3, 2019

National eat ass and smoke grass day

This day is on November 15th, fellas on this day you eat your girls ass and spark a fat blunt after

November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards

by TedyTSN November 3, 2019

asses

people who regect this, and all of the other ones

yall are asses

by ohyesdaddy165 November 4, 2019

Slap anyone's ass - day

Today you can slap who ever you want on its ass. You're welcome.

Just show them this and they will slap yours too!

EVERYDAY 24/7.

Is it slap your ass-day today?
Heck yeah
Slap anyone's ass - day

by tjabejb November 5, 2019

put that ass

When your reverse cowgirl riding and he jizz

She can’t find G CAUSE I put that ass.

by Freddyfriday June 12, 2025

Pussy ass nigga

What most Americans are. Americans will disrespect their younger siblings, and victimize their own family by stealing, molesting and sexually abusing their younger siblings. They’ll also jump on you.

Jason: Jason, and his friend Matt tries to jump on Tommy.
Tommy: Pussy ass nigga! It’s 2-on-1.

by LinkxPeach June 12, 2025