Holy Handshake

When someone gives you a blow job to finish and then immediately shakes the hands of any jehovas witnesses or any person of a church knocking at your front door without washing their hands prior.

Yeah, that priest didn't know he got a holy handshake from my wife...

by GuitarGod2315 September 27, 2025

holy heck boy

Used primarily by peguis ojibways for a term when something is over the top, too much, or simply when no other definition can fit the situation.

Holy heck boy, just drank the whole 2L in one gulp - ever sick

by Nighthawkfrompeguis July 7, 2019

holy crap

Ok listen here you CANNOT say this to your elementary friends unless you want the teacher to come over or to your middle and high school friends otherwise they think you are just fucking weird. Never say this unless you are that ONE guy who keeps talking to me in Social Studies. I'm talking to you James.

Elementary:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude not cool im telling

Middle+:
You: HOLY CRAP
Kid: dude wtf

by ok male friend February 24, 2020

.....I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is Annoyed, I.....

.....I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is Annoyed, I.....

.....I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is Annoyed, I.....

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Holy Trinity Secondary School

School filled with shit uniforms and hot girls 24/7. The School consists of 95% white people that think they are gassed as fuck.

Ht Senior: H what?
Ht Freshman: HIV
Iroquois Student: Holy Trinity Secondary School students think they’re gassed as fuck.

by Gucci Gang by 69 November 14, 2019

Holy Hoe

Holy Hoe is your new goddess. Her favorite mantra is "Hoe, don't do it", but actually she's just waiting for you to mess up everything in everyone's lives. In short, she's the goddess of chaos. She loves drama, she is a hater, but we all love her as she is. The Holy Hoe's disciples always ask themselves this question : "Wait, why do I love her that much ?" Also she is super shy and will be a blushing virgin if you only say to her « coucou »

Hey Holy Hoe, do you have gossip ?

by LuciferLordOfHell January 25, 2018

the holy god bung

a fictional god made up by a bunch of angells

josh- the holy god bung ..

by yaehe1234567890---w October 23, 2011