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Bro-texting 

The act of texting someone, usually a girl, while in the presence of your bros. Usually impulsive and messed up due to the overwhelming amount of testosterone in the room.
Dude, I accidentally began bro-texting Mary last night and now she thinks I'm totally weird.
Bro-texting by McNaupin September 14, 2009
Dumbest shit ever, just call asshole.
Some dipshit was texting me about his whole weekend, it would have been a three minute phone conversation if he called.
texting by teabag September 25, 2007

Texting your life away 

A phrase used to point out that a friend is constantly texting rather than giving their full attention to the current social situation. It is like they are there but not there.
*While watching the hockey game*
Ted: Damn, Sergio! You have been texting the entire period and have missed every goal. You are texting your life away!
Sergio: *silence as he is busy texting and didn't even hear the comment*

stink texting 

I didn't have a newspaper, so I killed a few minutes on the can by stink texting.
stink texting by DRGTYJ January 19, 2009

Rape Texting 

Getting someone's number from a mutual friend, and texting that person without their consent.
William asked me for Marissa's number, but then we realized he should just ask her for her number himself so we couldn't accuse him of Rape Texting.

William: Hey, Do You Have Marissa's Number?
Michelle: Yeah, Do You Want It?
William: Yeah, Wait. . . Maybe I Should Just Ask For It Myself, If I Didn't It Would Be Creepy, She Might Say I'm Rape Texting Or Something.
Michelle: True.

Bag Texting

When you try not to be rude texting while you are out with friends so you hide it by texting with the phone still in your bag. This is an attempt to trick people that you are with into not thinking you are rude when in fact it is so obvious when you are standing there with your bag open and your whole hand is in the bag, holding your phone, texting.
"Hey! what are you looking for in your bag, Jenn?" "Oh nothing, I'm just bag texting".
Bag Texting by XtinaX123 July 30, 2011
Word of the Day on August 1, 2011