commonly amongst new york rappers in 2023 glitch is to shoot at someone
brodie saw em so he had to glitch
by Osls September 18, 2023
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Someone who is all over the place, talks to many ppl they claim to not fuck with
Synonyms: two faced, fake
she a glitch, I wouldn't fuck with her.
by rav.xen May 14, 2020
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A word misused by people who think they know about computers.

This is often used as a crutch for not learning how computers work, and what a glitch actually is.

Ex. A person misformating a document to print and blaming it on a "glitch".
Karen: "Oh seems there was a glitch in the printer!"

Bob: "No, you just printed the same page on both sides you fucking normie."
by Jucktan Philips November 25, 2020
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A young, funny, outstanding, cool, amazing, show stopping and gay man who has amazing broken humor, he's usually horknee but who cares ? He's a cool dude! He has lots of friends and has a GREAT YET SO AMAZING brother that nobody, NOBODY would EVER replace! He has an explosive personality and sense of humor, also don't take his brother away from him or he'll dox you
Glitch ate a sandwich
by cvvrzed January 25, 2022
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This word means a function-not* in a device, especially in a computer.

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My PC has a glitch!
by the_knowitall October 7, 2023
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An unexpected event that benefits you and/or your friends
Friend: “Yo dude I’m toast I totally forgot about the assignment due today”

You: “dude the professor suffered a massive heart attack the assignment was pushed a week”

Friend: “DUDE that’s a glitch!!!”
by Wörd güy March 27, 2021
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A technical term used as an excuse for someone not doing their job. Translated, it means ‘I fucked up, but I don’t ever admit to making a mistake
Sorry everyone, you didn’t get paid because there’s a glitch in the system
by Lmb17 September 21, 2018
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