A person who is non-self motivated, lazy, never taking responsibility and expecting to be kept up or supported by someone else. An individual 'who relies on another for basic necessities, who expects others to provides their needs and wants. One who doesn't "bring anything to the table", but expects to reap the same benefits as contributing persons.
Person A. Did you see dude just walk in the door and sit down at the table and start eating?

Person B. Yeah, he's sposed to be a friend, but just takes advantage of everyone's good graces like that. A real cruiser.
by Grailpolisher July 8, 2022
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n. - New Balance shoes often worn by burnt out frat boys
"Sick fat cruisers bro"
by Redbro69 April 27, 2016
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This is the day we all drink cruisers
New Year’s Day was a couple of days ago
But don’t forget getting drunk
Grab all your mates and grab a significant amount of cruisers and drink till you’re blackout
Jim: I have work
Gc: it’s national cruiser day what do you mean?
by cruiserlover January 3, 2022
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European world wide cruiser
Oh jimmy what a European world wide cruiser been round bare girls gaffs what a mad lad
by Durako June 25, 2020
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When you fart underwater and the bubbles tickle your significant other
I bubble cruisered you!
by SdbJefferson June 3, 2010
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When multiple homeless females pile into an old police car and dry hump the rookie driving the car.
Wow, did y’all see the cram the cruiser session going on in the parking lot?
by Crankydanky21 December 7, 2021
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An inexpensive automobile for use in a city or gehto.
I’ll take the gehto cruiser to the bad part of town.
by Grizzlytitan July 17, 2018
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