a Retired TG, Still cruising the Alley's
the retired TG Jocelyn, searching the alley again (often for SDIAA)
by oligotjokes June 4, 2023
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Jocelyn has her advantages and flaws though. Usually Jocelyns are Southeast Asian half chinese chicks that are super short like 4'11. She always gets grounded by her mom and eats crap for dinner like fishcakes and rice with a flower designed plastic plate from convenience stores. She's also always watching a movie on her laptop in history class and probably got level 1 offense in her school. She also never lets her hair down in school and looks super ugly like that, but at home when she's wearing her slutty bun with a sleeveless tank top and nike shorts she looks so hot. She's also such a foodie but can never get fat. She eats things with alot of lactose even if shes lactose intolerant. She also has really bad type because she had a crush on a guy with a durian buzzcut once.
🗣️: That girl sitting in the window seat of the class, who is she? She looks like shes watching a murder series..
🗣️: Oh yeah thats Jocelyn. But she's not eating ramen while shes doing it today..
🗣️: Huh..
by gyattvuu November 7, 2023
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The kind of guy who is smart enough to be an astrophysicist, but everyone thinks he's secretly a girl because of urban dictionary.
I swear he's a Jocelyn. I just can't win :(
by Super-Nintendo-Chalmers June 30, 2021
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Jocelyn the love Of my life

The most beautiful person in the world

The girl with the smile that is more beautiful as everything else in this world

the girl who makes me feel my heart beat
The girl I want to get married with

The girl I want to have a family with

The girl what makes me happy when I’m sad
That girl who is a cookie

I Love you Jocelyn <3
Jocelyn is a cookie
by Luca2003 November 22, 2021
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Jocelyn is addicted to anime and relies heavily on her disgusting personality as a social crutch. If you talk to her it will feel like you're insides are becoming your outsides, she will show off her vast manga collection like someone with OCD.
God, your being such a Jocelyn
by IOU an apology June 11, 2022
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A bad bitch that is always ready to throw hands.
Alyssia: Wow Jocelyn is really beating that girl up right now.
Shelby: Shes a bad bitch dumbass.
by IDontKnowThoMan September 16, 2020
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jocelyn buchanan is the most cool person she is so easy to fall in love with
have you seen jocelyn '' hoo jocelyn buchanan'' ya 'o ya she is soo cute
by copper doper March 18, 2021
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