A big log of poo that fell out of someone's bum. People are known to swing from them from time to time.
*man doing poo squawks* "Aaah! What a relief to squeeze that beauty out.
Now it's time to get my hands dirty...
Boy do I love a poo branch"
Now it's time to get my hands dirty...
Boy do I love a poo branch"
by Rajjan Schmitzel June 13, 2023
When a women has so much pubic hair that it dreads and forms a small brown or black penis just above the Clit.
by Poop shack October 23, 2009
Two people who share a secret long term deeply committed personal/intimate/loving relationship while simultaneously living a completely public loving family life with their primary spouse/partner and probably children...
James and Addie's secret relationship continued branching, all the while James and Beth publicly flourished as a traditional family.
by anonymous submission 2022 July 13, 2022
Two people who share a secret long term deeply committed personal/intimate/loving relationship while simultaneously living a completely public loving family life with their primary spouse/partner and probably children…
James and Addie’s secret relationship continued branching, all the while James and Beth publicly flourished as a traditional family.
by anonymous submission 2022 May 27, 2022
A close cousin to ghosting, branching is the act of someone not texting back or contacting for a period then extending a “branch” to get back in the game
Chad just messaged me after leaving me on read for a week. Whatever, I don’t have time for him to be branching me
by Morningdew88 April 25, 2021
A very Great Minecraft figure like Alexander the great that reads heat waves to all who sub also know as twitch.tv/banshee_700
by ToastyBoy08 September 17, 2021
by NAVDAV November 21, 2010