A guy with an unusually large amount of female friends some of which act in a sexual manner towards him. Most of the females that know him claim that he has a relaxing personality such as helping with depression and anxiety.
“Yo have you heard that John knows the entire cheerleading team”
“The whole teem?”
Yah man the whole teem and guess what, I saw him and the entire team leave after a game with beach clothes in their bags”
“...he is The Holy Child bro”
by Nnoble1000 October 10, 2017
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A person who is referred as the most “innocent” person within a friend group(not thinking sexual thoughts). Thay can sometimes have unholy thoughts but that doesn’t brake the holy mindset.
“Bro did you know that James is with that jasmine girl”

“And?”

“She is uber sexual bro”

“He is the holy child though, she won’t be able to brake him easy “
by Nnoble1000 October 18, 2017
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A cheap and disgusting yogurt that brings back innocence.
She saw something inappropriate and needs her holy yogurt.
by Whyudothis2me June 14, 2017
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Cutting ties and all communication with ones church for any reason without explanation.

When one decides for whatever reason that they have had enough of the Bible, so they stop attending church and completely cut off communication with all of their holy roller friends.
No one has seen or heard a word from brother Bob in weeks. He's Holy Ghosting us!
by Marcus8581 July 23, 2018
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When God ignores your prayers.
I prayed for a mansion, and a new car, and lots of cash. But, nothing happened. I think God is Holy Ghosting me!
by The Baron Tube March 26, 2021
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When you meet someone at church and decide you no longer want to be friends, so you stop showing up at church.
I'm holy ghosting her because she was crazy. Hail satan!
by Savannahghost November 7, 2018
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Holy Ghosting is when you hear something that makes you laugh so hard that you don't make a noise and your body looks possessed. Frontwards and backward bends are common, uncontrollable shaking, knee slapping, and Thizz facing, are all comment signs of a good Holy Ghost!
Thomas said something so funny, that Mota started Holy Ghosting!
by UltraSuicide14 December 12, 2016
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