Grammar Cracker

It's like a play on grammar nazi and graham cracker

That binch is a total grammar cracker

by Will graham cracker December 6, 2021

Confederate Nut Cracker

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up

Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

Cracker Sex

Commonly known as pedophilia or beastiality.

Did you see the news last night? Another cracker teacher got caught having cracker sex with their students and the family pet.

by Mehsda June 16, 2024

crackering

spitting nonsense continuously for hours on end

zach is crackering about Minecraft zombie

by toni the trashman June 5, 2021

FIRE CRACKER

1. A Small Firework That Has A Fuse Where You Light And Watch It fire up for around 8 seconds
2. A Angry Redneck

1. (Lights Fire Cracker Then Throws Them At Grandpa while he's resting on rocker)
2. WHERE DA' FUCK MAH BEER GO MOTHERTRUCKER!?!?!?!

by Dill Kosh December 25, 2017

Crackers

when something is extremely dry, extremely ugly, extremely boring or just ass

That fit is crackers
That festival was crackers

by ShmeldaKakumba May 12, 2025

Cracker Jack

When a group of guys, grab a cracker, and start máster-bating, last guy to ejaculate on the cracker, has to eat up

Ayo, you tryna Cracker Jack at 6:00, with Dane, Austyn, and I?

by Dre2k August 15, 2021