When it´s so cold your nipples harden to the point they can slice steel.
Doctor: "OMG I´m out of knives I can´t operate on this patient"
Doctor 2: "Hand me some ice and i´ll do some nipple sharpening"
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An assassin in the order of "the Cuts", run by the First Cut. Nipple Pirates, or the less vulgar term, Chest Pirate, is used to describe a person who kills a person and then takes their nipples to put in his chest.
Example 1: Brett was totally being a Nipple Pirate today, he cut off these guys nipples and put it on his butt.
by Galevekon November 18, 2013
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When you have whiskey in your mouth and suck a nipple
I’ve just bought a bottle of jack how do you feel about a whiskey nipple?
by Alfie85 January 1, 2023
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One who hates nipples on males and females
Antonio hates nipples. He has no frands. He's such a nipple hater
by Shshshakeit October 2, 2017
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Dark nipples which look to have overtaken a breast and remind you of your breakfast. Most common of Middle Eastern tits.
"Jesus Sally, I didn't expect to find you had fried egg nipples".

Fried egg nipples tend to remind me of mothers, they don't turn me on.
by Neilwarri September 25, 2015
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Very large nipple and areola that are dark, resembling a cockroach from afar.
Jane: Hey look at that swimmer... She has cockroach nipples!
Antoinette: Ewwwww that's gross. I wouldn't want that!
by LiterateSwimmer July 25, 2021
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