A Female or Male that connects (hooks up with) locally with other male or females very frequently. A HOE.
Boy 1 - Mannn I seen that hoe at the bash last week.
Boy 2 - I FLIPPED HER AT THE BASH LAST WEEK !
Boy 1 - Smhh That Girl a Wi-Fi Hoe.
by Janell and Indya July 20, 2011
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Nintendo's new online service that launched at the same time as Mario Kart DS. The idea is great, Nintendo games online. The execution of friends is done worse in Mario Kart DS than it is in a third party game, Tony Hawk's American Sk8tland.

Proof that Nintendo means well but dropped the freaking ball:

To play someone specific online requires the exchange of friend codes. A process that can't be done in game. So if I play a stranger, have a good match, and want to add him to my friend list I can't.

Disconnecting results in no penalty to the disconnecting player.
guy over IM 1: Wanna play Mario Kart DS over the Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection?
guy over IM 2: Sure, my friend code is XXXXXX-XXXXXX
guy over IM 1: mine is YYYYYY-YYYYYYY
guy over IM 2: I'm searching
guy over IM 1: Searching
guy over IM 2: Did you lock me?
guy over IM 1: Yeah
*minutes later*
both guys over IM : YES
*race begins*
*guy two shuts his DS off before a close loss*
guy 1: WTF you quit
guy 2: I must've lost my wi-fi for a bit
by Brian Johnson November 19, 2005
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Kyle: How powerful's your Wi-Fi?
Chris: Wi-Fi bat po
by The Real Driller September 20, 2021
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A term for any public Wi-Fi that requires you to pay for an access code to use. These usually cost $3 per hour and is most prevalent in hotels, restaurants, and any other locations that exploit this. And once you do connect, you'll probably won't be able to watch YouTube or Netflix, or otherwise get into online games due to their crappy speed. See McDonald's Wi-Fi.

Named after Motel 6 whose Wi-Fi asks you to pay to use it.
At any Motel 6 location:
Susumu: Hey Kagami, are you up for some Smash online?

Kagami: Sure thing, pal. Just gotta connect my Switch to the... wait, it says you have to pay to use it?

Susumu: Yeah. Unfortunately, Motel 6 decided to be greedy jerks by asking all of their guests to buy an access code to hop on. You can play off of mine using the second Joy-Con, but don't get it greasy!

Kagami: Screw Motel 6 Wi-Fi. And the speed here isn't probably that good anyways.
by The Real Driller February 10, 2019
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a meaningful message said by a robloxian. it means that we can have hope in our lives!

More common way to say this is: We can win
It is a rare sentance and rarely used in normal conversations
Soldier: WI CAN HAS CAN
Other Soldiers: We agree! We will win!
by Arioch1025 January 8, 2022
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When you wanna hi-5 somebody who is to far away, you do so on a Wi-Fi(ve) signal.

Dervied from the words Wi-Fi and Hi-5.
"Great shot man"
(Too Far)
"Thanks man, Wi-Fi(ve)"
by snake_eyez October 15, 2008
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The shittiest online gaming experience in existence.
All I wanna do is play brawl. When the game doesn't lag I get 20100. If I don't get 20100, I get 51330. Fuck Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection. I'm migrating to xbox live
by MrMaggetManofDeath May 31, 2009
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