that one girl who’s forever stuck in a high school mentality the rest of her life because she’s never had a nasty wake up call forcing her to actually live in real life. Often in an on and off relationship with one of more top tier frat guys in college, investment bankers post grad, or a trophy wife to a guy named Bryce, Tucker or Preston past age 27. Her girls always come first, even though she actually deep down hates her friends because they’re all mean and superficial like herself. Can be found dancing on elevated surfaces in a Tobi bodycon dress with a vodka soda in hand and a VIP band around her wrist, sipping rose and watching the bachelor with her #froomies, or making coffee runs in her leased BMW 3 series that she pretends she bought herself
*during sorority denominations*
Sloane: lets give every girl with a BMI over 23 or isn’t from a zip code that makes over $200k a zero on our scorecards
Sloane: lets give every girl with a BMI over 23 or isn’t from a zip code that makes over $200k a zero on our scorecards
by not sloane November 18, 2019
A person who’s name is Sloane and not Sloane. A Sloane can be nice, funny, kind, sort of a bitch sometimes and annoying.
by Howareyoudoing123 September 21, 2022
Sloane pulled a Sloane again last night.
by Smuttyone January 29, 2022
Sloane is a brown haired girl and brown eyed girl. Her favorite drink is ranch and her favorite drink is ranch and her favorite food is ranch. Sloane is a very sweet and funny person bout however she knows how to SLAY and twerk on all of the boys that turned her down *cough *cough RYAN. Sloane goes to a rich kid school and is VERY popular but however her best friends do not go to her school and they names are Josephine and Lily. She lives in a box.
Anthony: "Look at Sloane SLAYING over there!!!"
Brooks: "I wish that Sloane was my girlfriend!"
Lily and Josie: "Sloane is our best friend!"
Ryan: "WAIT that's Sloane I wish I never rejected her!"
Brooks: "I wish that Sloane was my girlfriend!"
Lily and Josie: "Sloane is our best friend!"
Ryan: "WAIT that's Sloane I wish I never rejected her!"
by 76801:) March 24, 2019
Taken directly from the name of the main character of Diagnosis Murder, the act of doing a 'Doctor Sloan' involves solving, or helping to solve, a problem using information that by all accounts SHOULDN'T be useful at that point. Could also be described as a fluke of genius in unlikely circumstances.
Person A: "Fat Fuck Freddy has gone to the chinese takeaway without me and left 10 minutes ago. We'll never catch him now."
Person B: "Doesn't he usually order a number 116 without prawns?"
Person A: "Maybe. What's your point?"
Person B: "He never has more than a fiver on him, so he'll have waddled to the cashpoint first. We'll catch him there!"
Person A: "You sir, just pulled a Doctor Sloan"
Person B: "Doesn't he usually order a number 116 without prawns?"
Person A: "Maybe. What's your point?"
Person B: "He never has more than a fiver on him, so he'll have waddled to the cashpoint first. We'll catch him there!"
Person A: "You sir, just pulled a Doctor Sloan"
by Ivor Alias May 11, 2009
Childlike creature that has an addictive personality to onething or another. Once with a mate, this creature will sink its teeth in until you have nothing left AKA Sucubus. All those that come across this creature BEWARE. You will be sucked into the dark Abiss.
by Off Jerk April 11, 2011
Certified retailer of 4 wheel tractor trailers but with an associated cult of fanatic members. Members are alumni of SUNY Westbrook University and call themselves "Sloaners". Sloan Gators was founded in 1979.
Sloan Gators is more than a company its a lifestyle. -Buddha
Sloan Gators is 300 bang bang -Chief Keef
Sloan Gators is 300 bang bang -Chief Keef
by Leather man liebo August 23, 2021