Sam

Probably pulls MAD hoes.

Yeah that sam kid, he pulled three chicks just LAST NIGHT!

by udisjej September 29, 2019

Sam

A MURDEROUS PERSON WHO YOU SHOULD AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
Unless you have to get along with him, maybe then he will let you live.

student: what a great day ,i got perfect score on my test ,i am getting a new dog and i won the lottery! nothing could ruin this day.
Sam: *pulls out a gun* DIE BIAAATCH

by THAT ONE GUUY November 6, 2017

Sam

A man that can not stop drinking milk.

Stop being like sam!

by Gamer45 November 27, 2018

Sam

Sam is a fat sheep who has a very cool hairstyle that looks like wool of a sheep. In recent years he has also turned into a simp.

"Yooo look at that sheep."
"That's Sam!"

by mmmmmmglizzygladiator470 October 26, 2020

Sam

Sam is one amazing guy/gal. They are both kind and funny and will gladly try and make you laugh no matter how sad you are. Their heart is very wholesome yet tender and fragile due to some messy breakups. Although Sam is generally very outgoing and happy to talk to whoever would like to hear, they're also very content alone and doing things by themself. They're a naturally introverted person despite their loud nature when they're around their friends. Alongside this, Sam has a very high guard when it comes to relationships but over time they let their guard down and spill their life story onto their girlfriend/boyfriend. This sometimes leads the boyfriend/girlfriend to feel overwhelmed and leave but a precious few stay alongside Sam and show them mutual support. Sam will give you unconditional love and ignore lots of red flags in a relationship despite identifying them quickly. They're a huge romantic and love to plan cute dates for the two of you to go on. Sam's marriage proposal will be so extravagant, it will be the proposal every teenage girl/guy dreams of. Sam is a massive fan of their hobby whether it's sports or it's knitting - they will always support and get excited by the thing they love.

I wish I could date a Sam.

by Shadowtaker December 19, 2020

Sam

A Sam is quite possibly the sweetest person you will ever meet, he is good at video games and tries to tackle impossible tasks but pulls off most of those tasks he tries. He is also amazing in bed.

what a sam

by salmonthefish August 18, 2017

Sam

A midget

“Look at Sam!” Said Grace
“Grace I love you” Said Stone
“No Grace I love you more!” Shouted JaBra
“Ew no, you guys are like that one Midget” said Grace

by AnOnYmOoouS November 26, 2018