A "lady" with friendzone status only that serves as a go between to make "girlfriends" and "sidechicks" alike feel threatened, jealous, or envious...She holds no hearts only temporary status and position in order to "train" your girl.
"I CANT BE YOUR SUGAR STAGE MAID ANYMORE...BREAK UP W THAT GIRLFRIEND ALREADY...I CAN DO IT WAY BETTER"

"IF HE SAW ME AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN HIS SUGAR STAGE MAID I MIGHT CATCH SOME REAL FEELINGS FOR HIM"
by SassyMlf17 October 15, 2019
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A maid who will fuck with thier boss.
Wife:Where is she?
Butler:She's upstairs with your husband.
Wife: that whore maid.
by Shhddtigx77 February 10, 2021
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The first first aid to arrive on the scene., Equipped with bandages, rolled gauzedes and ointments.

Pee pads are a must, be won't be required; are optional...
Proof of residency encouraged, not enforced.
Handicapped license required. Fraugalent abusers will be reported.
Anyone < age 55 will be locked at the staulks. No Poop Breaks.
Dayum Daniel, gramps here tired as hell, call up the First Maid, take her all day to walk here, and she gots to take me to get my prescription..
by Tiny( the wife) August 20, 2023
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It is slang for cum/sperms
She sucked me off for 60 seconds and swallowed all my Minute Maid
by Jetlag89 February 7, 2019
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The child of a maid after having sex with a random man.
"Darn, that maid's child is sexy, I wonder who she had sex with."
Seriously, what is it with maids, i've never seen a maid child
by teestan10 May 28, 2021
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mostly porn drawers find this the hotspot for no reason i mean sure it got a frikin skirt but W H Y
hey you my cat maid?

N O

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by ill strangle you April 11, 2022
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