1. a thug (see also hired goon)

2. a stupid person, a dullard
The frightened woman, finding herself surrounded by goons, made the desperate decision to use the pepper spray,in spite of thier threat to call the boss if she did so.
by Light Joker September 19, 2004
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A person who is very funny by making excessive amounts of jokes, acts like an idiot at times. Interesting person to be around. He's chill but get ready to have a good time, always looking for one.
Tim: Yo Roger did you hear what Clyde did yesterday?
Roger: No what?
Tim: He got completely wasted and ran around town naked again.
Roger: Lol, what a goon.
by JoeyPetes February 9, 2013
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to be pranked or spoofed that serves the purpose to belittle somebody
"Hey Carlee, you're gonna be the IB Student of the Month for sure!"

"No way Cody! Are you bein for real?"

"Lol no get gooned loser."
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The act of Messing around inside a public or store or just acting stupid
“Hello, would you like to go gooning at Walmart?”
by Iamgoonman September 14, 2022
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Placing the map over the island fools lagoon form Sea Of Thieves as to call a person a "Gooner" as a practical joke or slur
I'm not checking the map table your just going to goon me!" Aha! Get GOONED!
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Any person who's in the school's worst and out-of-hand advisory
*in class with kids from advisory, who are acting up amongst all the "regular" kids"
Advisor: All of you, get out and go fix yourself!
goon: lolington, it's always the goons
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The word Goon is a relatively new term that has recently spread from an arena generally only used by rappers and those in the African-American culture, to all races and ethnic areas.

In a pop culture sense, "goon," has been used in many popular songs by artists who are quite famous.
Rapper Brisco, among others, uses the term to describe himself and his friends from a particular region of Miami in his song featuring Lil' Wayne "I'm in tha Hood": "Opa-Locka Goons!"

Thus we see the definition of "goon" being applied in a geographic sense, identifying a group of people from a certain region with a set of shared characteristics or habits.

"Goon," primarily through the lyrics of rapper Plies, has begun to take on a similar, but new meaning to Brisco's usage. Plies is a rapper notorious for being the tough guy on the block, the "G" who has never snitched, and is going home to his "Bust it Baby" in one piece or in a casket. Plies persistent use of the word to describe his large group of thugs has caught on in a humorous sense with rap-listeners and non-listeners alike.

With the advent of the word being used in a such a serious manner, it has grown to describe a variety of people and individual characteristics.

A goon can be a thug - someone who you know at any given time could rob a conveinence store for you.

Ex: "That kid's a goon - I wouldn't mess with his girl bro."

A goon can be someone who acts goofy, strange, or simply humorously during inappropriate times.

Ex: "We brought over a girl for him to spit game at - but he was a goon and played beer pong all night instead."
A goon can also be someone or something that is mischievous, clever, or crafty.

"I've got a date on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday; the girls are all friends, but none of them know...I'm a goon if I pull it off."

A situation where many goons are present in a contained space, or an event run by many goons, would be referred to as "goonville," or "Goon Squad."

Ex: "Look at this "goon squad," let's get outta here.

The step above a goon (which of course is all relative to how much of a goon "person A" is) would be a "Goblin."
It's going down tonight, cuz them goons out lurkin'

-Plies


All the goons around me so you know I'm comin'
Half a brick in my pocket ten stacks on me!

-Plies
by WTSWTS September 24, 2008
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