by Audrey nikcole August 31, 2018
Hey, I heard that John made special forces but didn't pass but he got promoted anyways. Yeah looks he caught the case of the Khaos Clause
by Riven of some voices November 21, 2021
Some may believe in the Big Bang, or God, in the same facet, the balls clause states everything in turn, goes back to balls.
by The_see-er September 4, 2021
In the case of Women v. Humor, the Small Potato Clause uses the trend is evidence in the argument that women are not funny.
Defendant: Your honor, women are funny.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.
by SkwidBoyTV July 1, 2021
If someone recommends a show to you, it is stated under the Recommendation Clause that they must finish it alongside you.
My friend wouldn't stop recommending JoJo's bizarre adventure to me but now he refuses to watch anything past part 3, thus breaking the Recommendation Clause.
by Joood September 25, 2020
falling off a bicycle at high speed and losing the vast majority of your teeth in the incident, thus making you the object of ridicule, and possibly desire amongst fellow toothless citizens. Applies specifically to the Dutch.
"Awww man, Bill fell off his bike and lost all his teeth after getting smacked by a car!"
"Shit, he got claused real bad!"
"Shit, he got claused real bad!"
by Snazzzzz August 11, 2008
a sex clause in which girls do not have intercourse with anyone who is not there boyfriend. This clause was created by virgins to protect their feelings from boys who are trying to take their virginity.
by pussypills May 24, 2014