Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s)

A dinosaur still in existence today. It much resembles a simple bump. It moves slowly on dry land but fears being found and especially touched. To aid in its evasion, it often becomes covered in a mysterious liquid and disappears even though it's right in front of you.

Friend 1: "Dude, I managed to touch the elusive Hilarious Clitoris!"

Friend 2: "Its called the Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s) actually.. But that must have blown mother nature's mind!"

Friend 1: "No, but it blew your moms world!"

by Hi Ro August 10, 2014

Spewing clitoris

Female version of blue balls

She gave me blue balls so i gave her a spewing clitoris in return

by Frizzie101 August 19, 2022

Clitoris soccer

euphemism for
cunnilingus

we had a killer clitoris soccer match

by jeffrombuffalo January 19, 2013

Clitory

Like ballsy but femme and fierce

Woman 1: “I took the reins and asked him out.”
Woman 2: “Damn, you clitory, bae.”
Woman 1: “Hell yeah.”

by Clitory bae June 29, 2018

Citris Clitoris

When you ram a girls vaj and it goes red raw.

You may aks her if she wants a hard fuck "hey babe do you want to contract Citris Clitoris tonight".
also a roman general and the greek god of vaginal pain and contractions!

by M.Double.J.Flight May 18, 2015

Clitoris

The greatest pjilosopher of all time who had many great ideas that made today's society better.

"hey have you heard about clitoris?"

"talking about philosofy at that time of the morning?"

by anonymous Zelda fan. September 2, 2022

Clitoris

Something most men still can't find.

Men can't find the clitoris but they can sure find the audacity

by Darien2010 July 23, 2021