Fairbanks alaska 

Fairbanks Alaska is a town full of tweakers, stoners, rapists, murderers, and felons. It is rated the #1 worst place to raise a child in the country and is in the top ten worst places for women to live in the United States. The winters are freezing cold and the summers are unbearably hot. The teenagers run around stealing alcohol from liquor stores and running into abandoned hotels to hit the bub. If you grew up here you probably have about 20 cousins. Fairbanks is overall a living hell or a living freeze. Everybody is depressed or bipolar. Or diagnosed with something. Overall a great place:)

“Have you been to fairbanks alaska??”
No I heard that towns utter trash and full of homeless drunks.
“Oh”

Fairbanks alaska by LTheRunner August 14, 2019

delta junction, alaska 

The town the Alcan ends in. Great small town.

I was at the end of the Alcan in delta junction, alaska

delta junction, alaska by shootingumby July 6, 2008

Baked Alaska

When Devlan comes over to hang out.

It’s about time for a Baked Alaska.

Baked Alaska by Shebyosbtk February 9, 2019

Baked Alaska

Steamer who got popular same time as Ice Poseidon but went off the deep end with white supremacy and anti-Semitism and all that conspiracy bolx.

Baked Alaska used to be a good livestreamer but then the demons woke up and stole his sanity...

Baked Alaska by Merfy Foo October 19, 2021

gnome alaska 

The creepiest place in all of eskimodom. Don't go there. They will violate your anus

Violently.

Gnome Alaska is where sapiens of non-homo origin live and they will make you more homo than a scarved black guy with a pompador and lollipop tattoo on his neck. Then they'll take your little girl, leave your ripped open asshole stuck in a wheelchair babbling about shadow monsters as people laugh at you out of pity.

Gnome alaska...where the Gnomeos roam

Into your butt

Friend A: Hey man what's ? Heard you and Jane went on vacation to Gnome Alaska, how was it?

Friend B: I don't have to actually try to poo no mo babydoll, that dookie just kinda fall out all on its own thanks to them boogymens

Friend A: Holy shit fred...dont talk to me or my family anymore

gnome alaska by Captain Magnanimous February 26, 2014

gentle alaska 

The act of masturbating an octogenarian using only the slightly greased soles of your feet

"What did Gertrude do after she left the senior center last night?"
"I hear she gave Milton a gentle Alaska..."
"Well, she did just get a pedicure yesterday..."

gentle alaska by KhaleesiDani47 May 9, 2017

Baked Alaska

The act of performing an "Alaskan pipeline"
Until the contents of the condom is fully melted.
The condom is then emptied onto the willing partners chest and a Cleaveland steamer is performed.

That baked Alaska stinks.

Baked Alaska by Plamp April 13, 2021