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Alaska Snow Slide

The act where you cum on a woman's neck and let it run down her back while she gives you a BJ
¨Yo Dog, I got an Alaska Snow Slide¨
¨Cool man¨
by NibbaChibba April 23, 2019
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American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.

Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.

Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.
Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”

Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.

Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”

Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”

Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”

Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”
by K. C. Austin August 13, 2022
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gentle alaska

The act of masturbating an octogenarian using only the slightly greased soles of your feet
"What did Gertrude do after she left the senior center last night?"
"I hear she gave Milton a gentle Alaska..."
"Well, she did just get a pedicure yesterday..."
by KhaleesiDani47 May 9, 2017
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Alaska

Alaska is an amazing person, she is creative, funny and very smart. She can instantly become friends with anyone she meets and she will brighten their day. Alaska will stick with you in your hardest times and she knows when something is wrong. If you know a person name Alaska you are very lucky.
You have been blessed by Alaska
by anonymous July 29, 2022
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Alaska Violet

''Have you heard of Alaska Violet, the youtuber?''
by MintyBanana January 26, 2024
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Baked Alaska

"Do you guys have Baked Alaska?"
by SGQueen April 13, 2022
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Nikiski, Alaska

A small town on the Kenai Peninsula, usually referred to as “Methghanistan” based on the meth labs on the corner of every street. It has a couple of local restaurants and a mini food market. That’s about it.
No one: “ Is this the walking dead?”
Me: “ No it’s all of the crackheads living in Nikiski, Alaska!”
by Dirtymax diesel 1999 December 7, 2020
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