alaska

like really cold place

im moving to alaska

by nannibananni November 2, 2023

Alaska

The coldest of all states in the US of A. Most known for Fishing, Hunting, being cold and the one of two places Amazon won't deliver too. It's the biggest state in America and probably has more guns than people. Surprisingly, people live here.

Tim: I'm gonna move to Alaska and see the wildlife!
Pablo: Good luck, you'll need it.

by insert Alaskan here February 16, 2024

gnome alaska

The creepiest place in all of eskimodom. Don't go there. They will violate your anus

Violently.

Gnome Alaska is where sapiens of non-homo origin live and they will make you more homo than a scarved black guy with a pompador and lollipop tattoo on his neck. Then they'll take your little girl, leave your ripped open asshole stuck in a wheelchair babbling about shadow monsters as people laugh at you out of pity.

Gnome alaska...where the Gnomeos roam

Into your butt

Friend A: Hey man what's ? Heard you and Jane went on vacation to Gnome Alaska, how was it?

Friend B: I don't have to actually try to poo no mo babydoll, that dookie just kinda fall out all on its own thanks to them boogymens

Friend A: Holy shit fred...dont talk to me or my family anymore

by Captain Magnanimous February 26, 2014

alaska baby heater

The sexual act of blowing up a pregnant womens vagina in order to warm the growing fetus while also exciting your partner

It got so hold and she was so horny we decide to try the Alaska Baby Heater.

by Munker December 18, 2014

Alaska

Alaska,
sometimes its hot sometimes its cold. Thats all there is too it.

Person A: Hey, so whats up with Alaska?

Person B: Im not sure but the weather sure is messed up

by 907ALASKA907 August 31, 2019

Alaska

noun and verb.
To resolved to make an inquiry.

Redneck use of "I'll ask a".

If I wanna know where to find a polar bear, Alaska guy who lives there.

by Sabaka z Mahusky May 13, 2024

Baked Alaska

The act of performing an "Alaskan pipeline"
Until the contents of the condom is fully melted.
The condom is then emptied onto the willing partners chest and a Cleaveland steamer is performed.

That baked Alaska stinks.

by Plamp April 13, 2021