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gentle alaska

The act of masturbating an octogenarian using only the slightly greased soles of your feet
"What did Gertrude do after she left the senior center last night?"
"I hear she gave Milton a gentle Alaska..."
"Well, she did just get a pedicure yesterday..."
by KhaleesiDani47 May 9, 2017
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Alaska

Alaska
A fucken cold ass place not to be messed with it will fuck you over.
A beautiful yet still fucken cold place.
GREAT ASS WEEEEDDD ITS SOOOOO FUCKEN GOOD MAN!
Person1- yeah I do A FUCK TON of weed hbu?

Person2- yeah me too, have you been to Alaska tho? Their weed is tHe BeSt like FUUUUCCCKKKK.
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Alaska Tea Spill

The act of icing your genitals before tea bagging someone.
"All serious Fortnite players keep frozen water on hand; when tea bagging isn't cold enough to establish dominance, go frozen balls to the wall and hit em with the Alaska Tea Spill.
by ClintEast October 15, 2023
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gnome alaska

The creepiest place in all of eskimodom. Don't go there. They will violate your anus

Violently.

Gnome Alaska is where sapiens of non-homo origin live and they will make you more homo than a scarved black guy with a pompador and lollipop tattoo on his neck. Then they'll take your little girl, leave your ripped open asshole stuck in a wheelchair babbling about shadow monsters as people laugh at you out of pity.

Gnome alaska...where the Gnomeos roam

Into your butt
Friend A: Hey man what's ? Heard you and Jane went on vacation to Gnome Alaska, how was it?

Friend B: I don't have to actually try to poo no mo babydoll, that dookie just kinda fall out all on its own thanks to them boogymens

Friend A: Holy shit fred...dont talk to me or my family anymore
by Captain Magnanimous February 26, 2014
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alaska

im moving to alaska
by nannibananni November 2, 2023
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Alaska

noun and verb.
To resolved to make an inquiry.

Redneck use of "I'll ask a".
If I wanna know where to find a polar bear, Alaska guy who lives there.
by Sabaka z Mahusky May 13, 2024
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Baked Alaska

The act of performing an "Alaskan pipeline"
Until the contents of the condom is fully melted.
The condom is then emptied onto the willing partners chest and a Cleaveland steamer is performed.
by Plamp April 13, 2021
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