International Chode Day 

International Chode Day is on the 23rd of September, and is a day recognising and celebrating chodes of all colours and sizes. This day rivals the International Day of The Shlong, occuring on the 6th of September.

“Hey, have you heard? Its the 23rd! Its International Chode Day!”

“Yeah you’d certainly know.”

International Chode Day by LowerLeftAnkle September 22, 2020

chernobyl chode

A chode that looks like it’s survived a nuclear accident.

My boyfriend has a Chernobyl chode, when we have sex he has to put a radioactive suit on his penis instead of a condom.

chernobyl chode by Pipes on my poop December 4, 2020

Bloody chode 

When one of your rather fat porky friends pisses you off.

James - “Anybody wanna play g ee a (gta but he’s to retarded to say it) with me! “
Anyone - “James! You bloody chode!”

Bloody chode by Datboyfergy123 May 9, 2021

Chunky Chode Syndrome 

When someone is just all round fucking retarded. Just. SO fucking retarded.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.

They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.

James - "WanNa gO On GEA" (Meaning GTA)
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"

Chunky Chode Syndrome by Hobly May 9, 2021

joshua chode 

In Korean, the word 'Joshua' means big boy. A chode is a penis that is longer in girth than length. Thus when combining the words you get 'Big Boy Chode'. Usually used as a compliment in Korea.

Nick- You've got a Joshua Chode!
Solvin- I'm not that big!

joshua chode by CrystalClearSight June 16, 2021

reverse chode 

a normal dick

i have a reverse chode (normal dick)

reverse chode by redd_ez October 10, 2021

french chode 

when u stuff ur short fat neck into a turtle neck sweater and u look like a chode.

hey bro you’re looking like a french chode today in that sweater.

french chode by Oscar issac November 25, 2021