The answer to all your cravings. A true friend who is there for you 24/7 and always has something for you. Fries to die for. Ensure’s every child’s meal is a Happy Meal. Always welcomes you with open arches.

Treats besties to rewards and freebies.
Let's grab McDonalds after class, My whole family's coming, we will be McDonaldin' it
by McLovin00 November 24, 2021
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A white supremacy food chain specializing in the seduction of American appetite leisure.
"Wow, you're fat."
"I'm addicted to McDonalds."
by shammydara December 12, 2014
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(Proper Noun) A fast food place where people go to gain weight. I suggest you just eat the french fries and drink the soda. Just not everyday.
I went to McDonalds and gained 345 pounds, now I will never eat there again (This didn't happen to me :3)
by Monty._.Swag June 20, 2017
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A Fast Food Franchise that produces common American food such as burgers and fries. Many fat niggas pay hundreds of dollars for food from mcdonalds and gain something called Autism which leads them to thinking suing the company they voluntarily payed is a good idea
yo im so fucking fat from mcdonalds i think im going to sue them because im a retard
by free young thug, free ysl January 24, 2023
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A place where people of all ages and sizes exchange money for shite eat it and come out 50 tonnes heavier. And the place that sues anyone or thing that has the prefix Mc.
I went to mcdonalds an now my scales dont register my weight it is so much. I was later sued by mcdonalds when they found out my name was Mckenzie.
by The Bean July 22, 2003
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1) A place where a lot of unusually fat people roam and eat four burgers in one meal with Supersize fries and and three apples pies. Then their jeans rip and they sue the corperation while still munching away at the same place.

Some smart people will realize that they are *HUGE* and go on diets and start working out and looking great! Those are people who no longer eat at this hell hole. Sadly, this is rare.

2) One of the many, many reasons why America is hated by all. And I sure as hell don't mean because George Bush gets lunch from there.
Do not go to McDonalds. It is a greasy hellhole. Go to Wendy's and get a salad! Those are DAYUM good!
by MamaSmurf July 18, 2003
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