zou-wee-mama spank me with dem hor petaters
by Danny Carbon October 23, 2017
Person 1: "Have you heard about Zou?"
Person 2: "Yes Zou is so cool and awesome and has more wives than Uzui 💯"
Person 2: "Yes Zou is so cool and awesome and has more wives than Uzui 💯"
by sukijun July 5, 2022
The hottest person on the planet. They make a perfect wife, and no matter how much you try to be the alpha of the relationship, Zou is always better. The cliché romantic situation is usually when someone says "you are the smartest and funniest and most beautiful," but Zou actually matches that description tenfold. Zou is the greatest person to exist and the best wife to be.
by i disagree. July 5, 2022
"I'm Eric Zou"
"...cool"
"...cool"
by FishFucker_69 November 21, 2021
The sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet, his ear piercing asserts his alpha energy and he will not hesitate in beating the shit out of you. He's into anime bitches and basketball, this infers he has an insanely large horse dong.
"OHHHHHH, Richard Zou, he's soooooo fucking hot!"
by Pr0cr4shtinate July 15, 2020