ii had sex with your daughter
by The Guardian Newspaper May 26, 2021
It's what you say to a frantic man/woman desperately trying to find there kidnapped daughter. When sat individual asks the question,"Have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!" You respond,"Your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy. Thus leaving the emotionally shattered parent confused and feeling more hopeless then ever, while simotaniusly contributing to ever growing lack of time the parent has to find his or her daughter.
Parent: have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!
You: your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy.
Parent: whaaa!?!?
You: your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy.
Parent: whaaa!?!?
by sn0wba11 December 30, 2010
April 18th is national transfer money to your daughters account day. Where your parents put money into your account or give you money.
Daughter: Hey mom it's national transfer money to your daughters account day... can I have 50$?
Mom: oh... sure I guess!
Mom: oh... sure I guess!
by Smart Ass Bass April 18, 2018
by UrbanJesuschrist October 23, 2020
"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"
by petethecatissoooocoool February 6, 2023
mom. you should really let your daughter straight there hair. she needs to look good for school on monday.. and for her crush😘😘
by bdnsiegebenen September 17, 2023