you think your hard

When someone's act gangster or thuggish when there really not.

Michael: " Ill pistol whip yo ass if u dont give me my $5"

Sarah: " You think your hard?! I grew up on eating cereal for breakfast and supper under a cardboard roof!"

by yaweirdoyou March 16, 2015

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You lied so hard

When you lie so much that its obvious, theres no way of playing it off.

Person 1: Yo I got a fucking 100% on my test

Person 2: Youre a dumb fuck, you lied so hard

by YouLiedSoHard September 22, 2009

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Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery

A creative insult first coined in the song "Let me borrow that top" by kelly, generally used in a joking manner to break up the monotonous "Fuck you! No fuck you!" line of trash talking

"Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery!"

by Adam Owada May 7, 2008

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I raped you so hard last night

a beatdown of a person in the PS2 game SOCOM. Said to the victim after the beatdown the next day.

"I went 12 and 1 against you using the HK5, i raped you so hard last night"

by spark winsor November 11, 2005

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why do you suck so hard?

To ask someone "why do you suck so hard?" is a sexual pun that refers to oral sex sarcastically, while generally implying that the person just REALLY emphatically sucks.

You never want to party. Why do you suck so hard?

As if to say:
Why you gotta drag your teeth?
Maaaaan, you deeply SUCK.

You haven't been out with us in ages. Why do you suck so hard?

by Linguistic Penguin November 12, 2013

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