wounded

to consume a large quantity of alcohol and be completly and utterly intoxicated to the point of blindness.

man i was sooo wounded last night or im gettin wounde tonight!!!

by pezznezz June 11, 2006

wounded

Drunk, single, usually unattractive girls still at the bar near closing time that are easy to get because they are in a weakened state.

"Hey, lets swing by Acapulco's before 2 and look for some wounded!"

by tstain January 20, 2006

Wounds

This word is used to indicate that someone is REALLY ugly

"wow that girl is overly wounds"

by DonJ'bari February 14, 2012

wound

A bad or ugly injury, or deep gash in the flesh.

"He has a nasty flesh wound"

by Kenny May 13, 2005

Wounded

Proper bad luck. Complete woundment.

Guy from london, meets girl online, travels to meet her, in Dundee, distance of 472 miles and 280 quid return train fare equaling possible 12 hours of travel, each way.

Guy gets there, stands at the station 6 hours, Girl doesnt show up. Man gets back on train home, proper wounded.

by Fritzi March 27, 2008

wound

Slang term for vagina.

She spread her legs wide and asked me to lick her big, gaping wound below her mound of hair.

by urban pervert April 10, 2003

wounds

1. n. The likely consequences of being attacked or having an accident.

2. v. The act of wounding someone.

I always have wounds because he always wounds me.

by Downstrike May 26, 2004