A woofle can be either:
A waffle made out of dog, as invented by PC and Burger one fateful afternoon,
OR
The most common meaning; similar to the Richter scale, but with two pointed differences. The Woofle is a rating of any real or imaginary quantity or quality, expressed as a rating out of 25. The most important thing to remember about the Woofle is that it is only relative to the most and least of its kind which is graded ONLY BY ITS CURRENT MAXIMA AND MINIMA. That is to say, a Woofle value of 25 does not make something the greatest value possible, merely the greatest value recorded so far. Thus, the playing field is expanded out to either side as time goes on and more Woofle items are compared.
Highly useful for rating all things under the sun, most especially and relevantly;
quality of a substance, excellentness of a day, greatness of a band, etc.
Most applicable for items of a fluctuating and constantly expanding nature.
The commonly denoted symbol for the Woofle is the Wq, or "Woofle Quotient" of a given item.
A waffle made out of dog, as invented by PC and Burger one fateful afternoon,
OR
The most common meaning; similar to the Richter scale, but with two pointed differences. The Woofle is a rating of any real or imaginary quantity or quality, expressed as a rating out of 25. The most important thing to remember about the Woofle is that it is only relative to the most and least of its kind which is graded ONLY BY ITS CURRENT MAXIMA AND MINIMA. That is to say, a Woofle value of 25 does not make something the greatest value possible, merely the greatest value recorded so far. Thus, the playing field is expanded out to either side as time goes on and more Woofle items are compared.
Highly useful for rating all things under the sun, most especially and relevantly;
quality of a substance, excellentness of a day, greatness of a band, etc.
Most applicable for items of a fluctuating and constantly expanding nature.
The commonly denoted symbol for the Woofle is the Wq, or "Woofle Quotient" of a given item.
by Ben Campbell February 18, 2005
"Spot would have understood the command 'In or out, Spot!' had Stan actually gotten his fat ass off the couch and opened the screen door. Non-plussed by his owner's classic woofle, Spot peed on the stereo."
by Simon A January 21, 2008
A long winded usually Nonsense rambling about random topics with no purpose than often leads to sexual innuendoes Often used by Streamer MilkyPimples On Facebook To summarize how his stream is kept alive.
Milky was woofle snoofling on about Absolute shit today on his Warzone stream it's more like a podcast because he dies woofle snoofling all the time.
by MilkyPimples October 7, 2021
That God awful noise that penetrates the eardrums when only one car window is down while driving, usually a rear window - but not always
“Dammit Kayla, either roll these windows down or roll this one up, it’s woofling in here!”
“Crack another window, it’s woofling!”
“Crack another window, it’s woofling!”
by Mr. Mitchoggie February 16, 2019