Warts

Warts are tiny calaces in your hands and feet that sometimes are viral and can spread to legs, arms, and face. The only way to kill them is by freezing them which can be painful depending on the skin area. When you freeze them they turn into a nasty dark blue and purple color and it will take a week to heal.

Oh man I gotta freeze them yay!!

Shows friends "I got some warts burned off"

Shrieks "Eew are you a witch??"

Shrugs "Apparently"

by humanitariangirl4life August 25, 2014

Is that a wart?

Catch phrase used often by strange folks from California. Is often said at random times for no apparent reason, when obviously no wart is present.

Amy: Matt, it's over.
Matt: But why?
Amy: I am not fulfilled in this marriage.
Matt: It hurts, but if you want to leave, go ahead.
Amy: Here is my wedding ring (holds it out on the palm of her hand)
Matt: Is that a wart?

by Mr. Anson January 19, 2008

Warts

a crude semi acronym meaning "where are the sluts"

you should come out friday night bro, its gonna be a typical warts night.

by JackTheRapperUSA November 29, 2010

warts

walking and farting at the same time ... same as crop dusting

I got the warts , do not walk behind me

by Tattood July 14, 2009

wart

an artistic glass bump or bubble on a glass pipe or bong

My first three bongs had flower designs in their warts.

by Mike Simmons July 7, 2005

wart

What one's arse unexpectedly does while one is urinating.

I was putting my festered penis away (with my hanky) and the guy next to me let fly a wart.

by barearsed January 10, 2005

Wart Hag

An old woman - usually a lesbian- who is so ugly and as such never bothered to remove the questionable growths on her face. Usually ends up belonging to a dog club (companion dog clug) just to be around fellow lesbians.

"Oh, great, here comes Kelly""Oh man, I never knew her name, I just called her Wart Hag"

by truthbetold2 February 24, 2010