Vance 

Vance is a very kind and loving person, he is the bestest friend you could find on the surface of the world. he is the best boyfriend in the world too, he will always be there for you when youre crying or down. You can trust Vance with anything too, he hides all of your deepest secrets and will always be loyal.

"Vance is the best person in the world"

Vance by enternicknamehere21 April 12, 2019

vance 

really really HOT and amazing guy with a 12 inch dick is a good listener and would make the best boyfriend ever extremely caring people either love him or hate him but is an all round awesome guy he has friends that are pricks most of the time and only hangs out with them because he feels sorry for them enjoys dance music and hates grunge he may say that he doesn't have a girl on his mind but he always has one special girl on his mind has the best fashion sense ever and makes girls want him with one glance yet he will only truly care for one he is very unique and HOT

vance is the hottest guy ever

vance by ezioauditore101 November 29, 2011

vance 

A sexual procedure wherein a man inserts his index and/or middle finger(s) discretely into a woman's vagina while other people are in the room; all of which are completely oblivious to the sexual actions occuring across the room.

Man1: Did you hear about so-and-so and what's-her-face last Friday night?

Man2: No, what happened?

Man1: So-and-so totally 'vanced' her at that-one-guy's house!

Man2: No way!

Man1: Oh yeah, he totally 'vanced' her.

vance by Jack Beddingfield April 20, 2009

Vance 

A disformed human being, back problems,always saying “bruh”, still a virgin,runs funny,looks like a whole bird from rio

Vance, “Bruh”

Vance by TU NEGROO April 16, 2019

vance 

one who is fucked in the head and obsessed with the thought of pussy.

That guy was obsessed with pussy, he's such a vance.

vance by Lindsey Lee May 5, 2006

Vance 

My sweet bird

Vance is a Bird.

Vance by Blurryface_fan December 25, 2021

Vance 

To accidentally excrete poo from one's anus into one's pants, generally due to copious amounts of alcohol consumption wherein all bowel control has been lost.

"Oh man... I got SO drunk the other night at this party, I Vanced everywhere... I had to remove my Vance pants and walk home in the nude".

"Hurry up in the bathroom dude!! I'm gonna Vance if you take any longer in there".

Vance by TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR !!! March 25, 2013