The complete opposite of ebonics. A language spoken by white urban people, not ghetto scum who hang on the street selling crack and stealing white t-shirts from Wal*Mart. Also not spoken by kidiots who play video games or watch anime all day long.

Not what you want it to be, because I am the originator of the word, from the day the word ebonics was first spoken (1995). So... FOOK OOF!
____ said "!@#$ that ebonics bull shit... mixing words together and telling us what's politically correct. I vote we start a new language called urbonics."

Mo: LMAO, Caucasian phrasin'
by strEt-Ys December 12, 2010
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That dude is a urbon
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I have mastered the fine art of Urbonics thanks to the Urban Dictionary!
by Darnfish December 31, 2009
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Things headed shitward once world started speaking Urbonics.

"Hooked on Urbonics! It worked for me!"
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Getting a boner when reading something hot on Urban Dictionary
Guy#1: Dude, I totally popped a urboner last night.
Guy#2: Lol, that seems to happen to you to much.
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pronounced like "ur" from "urban."

It's what you get while masturbating to the definitions on the urban dictionary.
I could hear Steve moaning all the way in the basement when he was on the computer last night, he must have been giving himself an urbone...
by BoredWithInternet September 29, 2007
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