Twomped- The past tense version of the word twomp. To twomp is a special way to rapidly thrust the penis in and out of a womans vagina creating slight friction combined with the naturally moist envirnonment to stimulate the sexual organs. Twomping however can only be acheived by a man who is highly skilled in the art. For it to be considered twomping the man must shift his hips in a certain manner that causes multiple orgasms and g-spot stimulation to the woman putting her into a euphoric state of hypnotism. Twomping for more than three minutes can create a pleasure overload that can possibly cause an epileptic seizure. The side effect of bieng properly twomped is a need to shower the man with expensive gifts and stalk him. If a man properly twomps a woman then cuts off relations with her it can put her into a deep psycotic state of depression where she may ultimately foam at the mouth and attemp murder and or suicide.
Yo I twomped Kisha the other night and she squirted all over me dude but since I never called her back she shot her dog because it barked too loud.
by E. Nash February 9, 2007
by GforL January 13, 2015
"I'll see you in twenty minutes" -> "See ya in a twomp, biznatch."
"The kick returner has signaled for a fair catch, so we're going to start from the twenty yard line." -> "He was too scurred to run, so we goin' to the twomp line, biznatches."
"May I please buy a half-eighth?" -> "Gimme a twomp sack, biznatch."
"The kick returner has signaled for a fair catch, so we're going to start from the twenty yard line." -> "He was too scurred to run, so we goin' to the twomp line, biznatches."
"May I please buy a half-eighth?" -> "Gimme a twomp sack, biznatch."
by Azaz the Unabridged November 24, 2006
you check out that twomp, nigga, the one of the left has amazing boobs and the one on the right got back
by that nigga from da bay March 31, 2007
I threw down a twomp.
by oak park kitties December 14, 1999
A really large shit. Because of its original meaning as twenty, we can think of it as ten times a normal deuce (a little shit).
Shiiiiiit, part of DaJuan's giant vertical twomp was stickin out of the toilet, I almost smeared my ass with it by accident (no homo).
by TheBron June 6, 2005
Twomp nine is referred to as the 209 area code in Northern California. Twomp is a slang word used for twenty, the first person we heard refer to it as this term is Yoey The Fundraiser a local rapper from the area who really illustrates life in Stockton, Modesto, Merced and many other cities from the area code. The 209 area code has more cities than any other area code surrounding it.
They unify us together as cities and blocks but i see past that, when people ask me where I'm from I simply tell them the twomp nine
by Twomp Nine April 9, 2017