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two ball pool 

When a guy tapes the bottom of his two nuts together and lubes it up and another guy fucks it
“Hey Tyrone you wanna play two ball pool with me”
“Haha anytime Jerick”
two ball pool by Hellbeckons February 25, 2020

Two-Fingered Poopchute 

After girls poop, if there's a piece still stuck in there that can't be pushed out, she can put her fingers in her vagina and push up into her colon and it'll come out.
Janie had a piece of shit that wouldn't come out so she gave herself the old two-fingered poopchute and out it came!
Two-Fingered Poopchute by igitdude October 12, 2011

One-Two Jimbo Poop 

A phrase you say when you're playing video games late at night (possibly on substances) and you see/do something so crazy that you have no other words to say.
Jeremiah: GOD DAMN THAT BITCH JUST PULLED THE ONE-TWO JIMBO POOP ON HIS HEADASS

Tyler: Jerry what the fuck are you talking about

Two Girls One Pool 

A porno where two girls wrestle in a pool of diarrhea.
"Hey I saw Two Girls One Pool last night"
"Wow dude that's messed up"
A person who has two arseholes; usually caused by an untreated ab cyst of the anus.
Andy was a twopoo and he was able to fart in stereo.
twopoo by Jason Small June 11, 2007
A person with two anus's. More commonly this is caused by an untreated anal cyst which breaks the skin and creates a second passage. There is another condition called genital duplication which is known to produce a second anus in sufferers.
A friend we once had apparently suffered from an anal cyst many years ago which created him a second anal passage.

Because we had no compassion for this person at all, we decided to call him twopoo - and so it was spoken, that from that day forward that anyone with the misfortune of having two arse holes would be known as a twopoo.

twopoo by Space Kat (=^.^=) June 29, 2007