The state of being a cool skydiving math nerd or of something/someone being cool
Student 1: That math dweeb skydives?!
Student 2: Yeah! He's really good at it too.

Student 1: That elevates him to the status of swindle in my book!
by Eruth August 31, 2012
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An ugly chick who thinks they are good looking.
(Person 1)Eww, look at that swindle over there.
(Person 2)That's discusting!
by g-jew November 21, 2011
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to hate on someone; the act of hating
Hater: Your outfit is type wack

Me: Don't swindle
or
Hater: You hella booty in ball

Me: Stop swindling
by TYPE_PHRESH April 12, 2008
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v. a family man . the first and the last thing on your mind.Alpha and Omegamotherfucker.
vv. the guy that drives women crazy and mindfucks boys .
vv. a song you can't get out of your head .
When Swindles on your mind, your mindfucked bitch.

if sneaking around at night stealing like a bitch .
by gristletoe August 17, 2017
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The flab spilling over ones pants. also known as love handles, muffin tops, or a bulging waist line.
Janes swindles were extremely noticeable while wearing that tight shirt.
by Love handles April 16, 2011
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Trucker's slang for the log books they are usually required to take along on their trips. Some truckers hate taking these along, because they have to document all sorts of information that may affect how much money they make.
"...We tore up all a our swindle sheets an' left 'em settin' on the scales..."
by Chairman May 3, 2005
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A dust farting old man who swindles people out of their hard earned money by letting them bet on Sunday football games when they are drunk at the topless bar on Saturday night. The Swede uses his gains to pay for his new Honda Accord, vet bills for his dogs, child support for all of his bastard children that he fathered while at Woodstock back in 1969.
Man, I lost $100 betting on the Swindling Swede's football games. I think we need to go jack his Honda Accord for giving out such bad advise on the games.
by 00NKB6211289 March 9, 2016
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