Tiesto

The greatest DJ to ever grace Earth.

DJ Tiesto mixes only the best!

by Nasty Massey March 26, 2004

Tiesto

A Trance producer worshipped by Hyype. It is said that Hyype bows and sings befor a large Golden Statue of Tiesto everday as the sun rises.

Hyype: Tiesto is teh OMG!!

by Kommander Hyype January 19, 2004

Tiesto

1. Dutch DJ with no skills known for jesusposing and trainwreck transitions

2. Owner of a Chinese restaurant in Amsterdam

- ZOMG Tiesto is sick!
- Me too, that pecking duck of his restaurant was awful

by DJ Cret1 July 4, 2008

Dj Tiesto

Sheer awesomeness packaged into one man.
Electronica royalty.

Jim: Dude, I've been listening to DJ Tiesto all day long!"
Tim: Careful Jim. I'm not sure you can handle so much sheer awesomeness. Your head might explode.

by msmidori July 16, 2008

Tiesto Drunk

A state of absolute inebriation from the effects of alcohol. Stumbling and mumbling are just two characteristics of this state. Losing one's friends in a crowded place and having no recollection of where you are, how you got there or how you're getting home as you wander aimlessly in search of lord knows what also characterize this drunken state. Being ‘Tiesto Drunk’ makes one wish they were dead instead of this drunk, but is not to the potentially fatal point of having alcohol poisoning.

I have no recollection of the night I was'Tiesto Drunk' at the club. What a waste of money!

by Brandon January 4, 2005

DJ Tiesto

The reason the world hates electronic music.

E-Tard: DUDE DJ Tiesto is ILL man I'm rolling meh tits off!!

Ninja: Shuriken!! *ded*

(see also Paul Oakenfold)

by zassibari August 5, 2009

Tiesto Tuesday

1. Tiesto Tuesday is the act of choosing DJ Tiesto's music to listen to for the majority or all of the day.
2. Can also be used to mask confused yelling of fellow office workers when the annoying Tuesday issues come in.

We didn't hear Chip yelling at Josh on the phone because Tiesto Tuesday was cranked up on the uber expensive Sonos speaker system.

by emoSyuG November 5, 2020