tie your shoe at your funeral

An expression of sarcastic pity or sympathy.

Person 1: Like, oh. my. gawd. I broke a nail!!! I'm, like, dying!
Person 2: (sarcastically) Awww, I'll tie your shoe at your funeral.

by Dr. McP May 8, 2006

Tie my shoe

It's describes a situation where you no longer want to be in the presence of another individual and all you wanted to do is tie your damn shoe

by Lielle August 25, 2019

He is a Very cool dude

If you meet him make sure to get his autograph because woah he’s an awesome guy :)

Person 1:Wait thats is that LEO TIE YOUR SHOE LACES!!!
Person 2:cooleo
Person 3:woah that really is cool dude Leo!!

you really cappin or tryin a bih so tie your shoes

by 4kt.slim33 March 8, 2019

Literally means to pull the laces tight and knot them in order to keep your shoes from falling off.

You need to tie your shoes otherwise you're going to stumble and fall

by cyanide_sun1660 October 8, 2023

When your friend gives you a blowie.

Jimmy knows Evan hasn't had his shoes tied in quite a while but his knees are sore from the last time. Thus Jimmy enjoys tieing shoes.