The term "Craig MacTavish" means to have unprotected sexual intercourse with a girl. (ie. sexual intercourse without your "helmet" (a condom). Craig MacTavish was the last North American professional hockey player to play without a protective helmet, having signed his first pro contracting just before helmets became mandatory for all new players. The term was founded by the students of the Pharmacy Department at the University of Toronto.
"Hey bro, did you Craig MacTavish her last night?" ... "No, man, turns out she wasnt a fan of Craig MacTavish."
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II MACTAVISH, is a 4ft 2” midget man with size 12 feet (childs size)

He is trash at all Xbox games flexes his iPad and smells very bad he spells Heinz Beanz wrong
His favourite Xbox game is “Wealm Woyale”
Only good thing is he’s an alien

He will now say “WOW” after reading this
II MACTAVISH IS KOOL
by MIDGET MACO August 18, 2019
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To participate in deviant sexual activities such as the alabama hot pocket and the superman.
Dude, I heard they mactavished all night, what perverts!

Yeah, they've been mactavishing again.
by Otto VonBismark May 16, 2008
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Craig Mactavish the NHL star who didn't wear a helmet. Is a code name for not wearing a condom.
I hope I didnt get an Std i pulled a craig mactavish last night
by Billy V. March 20, 2006
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The act of giving oral sex while playing Call of Duty 4 or Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.
John had just waited in line at midnight madness in order to get Modern Warfare 2 but his girlfriend wanted to hang out with him so he allowed her to give him a Soap Mactavish.
by Sobeses October 23, 2009
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When a bro fucks another bro's pussy/ass combo sex toy unprotected after it had been used by another bro shortly before. Then without cleaning the pussy/ass combo sex toy, he stealthily replaces it back in the box under the owners bed without him knowing.......like fucking "Soap MacTavish" from Call of Duty.
Recently my buddy got a new pussy/ass sex toy combo in the mail, but before he had a chance to use it.....2 of my other buddy's gave it a good ol' Dirty MacTavish. Just to break it in for him, I would suspect. True story
by DJShOoter February 9, 2011
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II MACTAVISH is midget man. He is 5"2 with size 2 feet and is ultra fat. He likes oranges, baked beans and supports MARS. He is one of the most loyal MARS members and is also one of the biggest beanheads going.
That person is II MACTAVISH sized.
by MarsOnTop August 18, 2019
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