by pablito August 14, 2003
7 sins that every one commits, so we're all going to hell
1. Pride
2. Envy
3. Gluttony
4. Lust
5. Anger
6. Greed
7. Sloth
1. Pride
2. Envy
3. Gluttony
4. Lust
5. Anger
6. Greed
7. Sloth
Everyday ways of committing the 7 deadly sins:
Girl 1: Wow, I'm got an A !!
(Devil snickering at the corner one more person added to his collection)
Random kid: Man, Girl 1 got an A, I wish I can too
Devil: Yasss
Mom 1: Hey Girl 1 wanna go out to celebrate
Girl 1: Ice cream?
Mom 1: Why not.
...At JP Licks
Girl 1: One large ice cream with extra caramel and some marshmallows
Devil: I might as well kill her now
Boy 1: Damn girl 1 doesn't only have a fine brain, but a fine ass body
Boy 2: (Drooling over girl 1's ass)
Devil counts all the people to add to his collection
Girl 2: That bitch Tatiana ARRGGG my boyfriend has his eyes all over her
Devil: Mwahaha
Girl 1: I love my job they pay so well
Girl 2: Give me cash
Girl 1:Two more for me
Next day:
Mom 2: Derrik wake up
Boy 1: Mom 2 come on, give me 5 minutes
Mom 1: It's 11:30 AM
Boy 1: Early for me
Mom: Arrgghh
Devil: Mwahaha
Girl 1: Wow, I'm got an A !!
(Devil snickering at the corner one more person added to his collection)
Random kid: Man, Girl 1 got an A, I wish I can too
Devil: Yasss
Mom 1: Hey Girl 1 wanna go out to celebrate
Girl 1: Ice cream?
Mom 1: Why not.
...At JP Licks
Girl 1: One large ice cream with extra caramel and some marshmallows
Devil: I might as well kill her now
Boy 1: Damn girl 1 doesn't only have a fine brain, but a fine ass body
Boy 2: (Drooling over girl 1's ass)
Devil counts all the people to add to his collection
Girl 2: That bitch Tatiana ARRGGG my boyfriend has his eyes all over her
Devil: Mwahaha
Girl 1: I love my job they pay so well
Girl 2: Give me cash
Girl 1:Two more for me
Next day:
Mom 2: Derrik wake up
Boy 1: Mom 2 come on, give me 5 minutes
Mom 1: It's 11:30 AM
Boy 1: Early for me
Mom: Arrgghh
Devil: Mwahaha
by IRobot December 31, 2015
Some people preach the 10 commandments but hid behind God's cloak while they commit a 1 of the 7 deadly sins.
by PRETTY IN COPPER February 8, 2017
Pride, envy, anger, sloth, greed, gluttony, and lust. Seven acts of human nature. That fact supports the philosophically acceptable belief that said sins only become sin when largely overindulged in. Extreme overindulgence of which are the results of stupidity and can in fact lead to death.
Devotee: So you mean Father that I can do all those things as long as I think and use my head?
Oh So Holy One: Yes son, just be sure and wash your hair afterwards.
Oh So Holy One: Yes son, just be sure and wash your hair afterwards.
by Reverend Chaos September 4, 2003
Pride, Envy, Gluttony, Lust, Anger, Greed and Sloth.
Pride is the deadliest of all sins and from which all the others originate!
If you don't respect these sins you will kill yourself and others around you spiritually, mentally and emotionally. So they must be respected!
They run in contrast to the 7 Heavenly Virtues.
Pride is the deadliest of all sins and from which all the others originate!
If you don't respect these sins you will kill yourself and others around you spiritually, mentally and emotionally. So they must be respected!
They run in contrast to the 7 Heavenly Virtues.
One of the 7 Deadly Sins, Lust, not respected creates sexual exploitation of women and children which damages and destroys their lives.
by theoverman February 4, 2011
LUST - wanting sex. Like every normal person.
GLUTTONY - Wanting to eat.
PRIDE - Having confidence.
ANGER - Being upset if someone say, steals your car, rapes your life and kills your family.
GREED - Not wanting to be poor.
ENVY - Thinking that someone looks good, and you wouldn' mind that top.
SLOTH - Wanting to relax.
GLUTTONY - Wanting to eat.
PRIDE - Having confidence.
ANGER - Being upset if someone say, steals your car, rapes your life and kills your family.
GREED - Not wanting to be poor.
ENVY - Thinking that someone looks good, and you wouldn' mind that top.
SLOTH - Wanting to relax.
You're all goingt o go to heel, and i'm not, ima "Christian", I belive that god loves everyone, well except sinners, lesbians, gays, left wingers, the poor, feminists, Jews, Musilms, infact all other religions, environmentalists, people who have fun, anti capitalists, anarchists, and goths.
by Father Bigot August 7, 2003
7 "sins" that christians made up to gain power over people that were stupid enough to beleive if they did those things they would go to hell
by Tiffany November 29, 2003