noun - "I'll be right back. I gotta take a beasley."
suggestive "Governor beasley's calling, he's trying to send me a fax."
"Governor Beasley's on line 2!"
suggestive "Governor beasley's calling, he's trying to send me a fax."
"Governor Beasley's on line 2!"
by DestroyingAngel February 5, 2009
An astronomical body orbiting Cephari 337 that is mainly composed of processed lard. It has an orbital range of 50 AU, and is subject to many asteroid impacts (known as "migranes") caused by Valve's software engine "Source". Beasley has two moons (known as "children"), which have recently left the orbit with their "mother" to join another astronomical body, known as "Scott". Due to this break-up, Beasley has joined orbit with a degrading asteroid body known as "Army buddy's dad" in the Buckinham quadrant of the Milky Way.
Kid : Did you see Beasley last night?
Father: How the fuck could I not? It won't leave my apartment.
Father: How the fuck could I not? It won't leave my apartment.
by Matt Wronski January 1, 2008
by xXyoloswagtttXx August 3, 2019
by the chic May 1, 2009
The act of performing the Slapstick antics of the vaudeville act Three Stooges perfected to a girl while having intercourse. This is performed by using two fingers to bunt her in the eyes during the act of intercourse and yelling wobble bobble bobble. This will cause uncontrollable convulsions and screaming. During this time you thrust harder and fight her natural instinct of fight or flight.
The only defense against this move is a flat hand raised against forehead to prevent bunting.
The only defense against this move is a flat hand raised against forehead to prevent bunting.
“While banging this chick she asked me to do something new and crazy. At this point I used to Beasley Bunt and watched in delight as she cringed and tightened her body while I proceeded to continue banging her until I was finished. She never retuned my phone call. But I am sure that if you see her and raise two fingers she will instantly go into defense mode.”
by The GreatBuntBino April 23, 2019
A rat. This hoe goes ratatatatat. He ain’t gay but he ain’t not. He never expected his sister to pants him but neither did she. Tsairus Beasley is a mystical term used to describe EUTHANASIA.
by KellogGoat November 23, 2018
here comes that tyler beasley!
by oofenshmurtz May 14, 2018