When you put a thumb in her butt and a pinky in her vagina using one hand, keeping the middle 3 fingers in a fist.
by ThePhoneHandler March 24, 2017
A common disorder precipitated by the overconsumption of alcohol causing the hammered sufferer to reach out by phone to every last person in their telephone contact list.
In a state of tragic undeniable pathos, a bad case of telephonitis drove her to make attempt after attempt to communicate absolutely nothing of importance with seriously shitfaced unintelligible slurring and an endless flood of tears!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 30, 2020
What people used in the 1300's and before. The telephone was often used by dinosaurs as a fetch toy. Telephones are like cell phones, only 100 times worse because they are the primitive version. The first person to make a telephone was God's great grandfather.
by My Name Is George July 11, 2011
when a word or phrase becomes completely garbled and misinterpreted due to misinformation of said original word or phrase
"Non-factual statements such as paraphrases or reported speech can become telephoned due to misinformed spread of knowledge"
by Anonymous_Reader April 3, 2017
by Anna Trikyon July 30, 2008
A plural code name for African Americans. Used in place of the word nigers. Telephones are often very loud, and always seem to be "ringing" or to be overly enthusiastic. This term is most often used so when saying it, African Americans will not know what you are talking about.
Nick: "Yo check out those niggers over there making all that noise."
Joanna: " You meen check out thoses telephones ringing over there."
Sean: " I love telephones!"
Joanna: " You meen check out thoses telephones ringing over there."
Sean: " I love telephones!"
by JoBanna239 September 21, 2009
n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of
the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
by sow<3 January 6, 2011