This is very similar to planking or owling but the person sits on top of random objects with a hand on their hip for the handle and the other arm up so it looks like a spout so when somone takes a picture it should look like the person is in the shape of a tea-pot and that is how someone would go tea-potting.
by gr8s1s August 17, 2011
An adolescent or fraternity type prank where one yanks the arm of a man while he is urinating, thus causing him to let go of his penis and urinate in or on his pants. The arm holding the penis represents the tea pot handle. The penis represents the tea pot spout.
Chris gave Pete a Tea Pot after they had been drinking light beer all day. Pete's waistband snapped back and his dick went all the way back in his pants and he pissed in his pants for at least 2 seconds.
by stevofranco September 16, 2011
by evil bob August 30, 2006
When a lonesome heterosexual male stands in a shower and begins to masturbate. Masturbation continues until climax. Immediately after ejaculation, the male proceeds to vigorously rub the tip of the penis until a stream of urine begins to release.
by Mel Daddy April 10, 2021
by Kavi February 14, 2005
Titz-WTF WAS THAT NOISE LAST NIGHT?
Drib-o, that was a serious case of tea pot dome, she'll be picking glass out of her hair for days
Drib-o, that was a serious case of tea pot dome, she'll be picking glass out of her hair for days
by Titz November 7, 2007
usually found wondering around soho. with a goala bag, ipod stipid haircut thinking they work in the most importantant industry in the world! but really are as about as much use to man kind as a chocolate tea POT!
by wonkey December 10, 2004