The act of forcibly shoving a person’s face into another person’s taint until the first person faints from the odor. Then once unconscious, tea bagging them and taking pictures to blackmail them into doing your bidding.
by Coke Can May 14, 2018
The quality of a pungent odor from the perineal region, made up of equal parts of secretions from the genital region and excretions from the anal.
Whew, that is a taintiful jockstrap old boy! Do put that into the hamper instead of twirling it about.
by jimmy bubbles March 5, 2017
tainty bainty is a different name for tate langdon from Ryan Murphy’s American Horror Story season 8’s episode with the Murder House because he had a dollar store wig.
by sarahpaulsonhotdogwater April 11, 2021
The act of taking a photo of one’s own anus (with emphasis on the darker poo-stained skin encircling the wrinkled star) to share on social media.
Having bleached her taint earlier in the day, she thought adding a taintie to her Tinder profile would increase page views.
by Above_Reproach May 22, 2022