Suede is a creature that feels like your petting an old person's sagging testicles. This creature likes to rub your beard hair, and your long luscious locks on your head. Suede likes to flick pieces of shit onto it's head as one of it's talents. Suede is owned by broriks.
by Slappa DA bass masta March 13, 2014
An asshole but at the same time hot as fuck. Suedes can be confusing, they love you one day and the next day they ignore u all day. They can switch up really quickly too, it seems like they have no feelings at all, but really they can be really sensitive on the inside.
Bro why aren't you hanging out with suede?
Suedes being an asshole today, but tmrw we're probably gonna talk a bit
Suedes being an asshole today, but tmrw we're probably gonna talk a bit
by Urmomlovesmemorethanudo November 20, 2021
The act of playing HALO 3 by yelling obscence, yet creative insults at the other players, including the players on your own team, while geekily wearing the included headset. Such insults include, but are not limited to the following: "Stop being such a vagina, you douche.", "Yo douchebag, here eat some ball-sack.", "Fuck you, you pusker, stop feeding me dick."
by Toni Ann October 25, 2007
Clothing displaying profuse underarm sweating. Can also refer to the person with the profuse sweating.
“That lawyer must be nervous, check out her suede patches.”
"Check it out, Suede Patches over there he must have been on the treadmill for hours."
"Check it out, Suede Patches over there he must have been on the treadmill for hours."
by SBoss2 January 29, 2009
by Davandisa January 13, 2012
by Suklaa August 22, 2018
Where a woman removes her dentures and performs fellatio vigorously as she bites down on the male's member.
It sucks she got in an accident and knocked out her front teeth, but she gives the best suede skulling in Witchita, KS!
by M Dot Demon December 12, 2010