riley staub

The meanest boy in the planet. He is mean and hangs up on you on FaceTime. He’s cool sometimes though.

there’s so many riley staub’s at our school.

by applebottomjeans<3 February 26, 2019

riley staub

he is an interesting guy that likes sour grapes and he is le monkey he likes sweatshirts and is a loser if he goes to millbrook

did you see riley staub eat that sour grape.

by yelir.staub October 10, 2019

Dutch Oven Staub

When you discreetly fluff a fart or toot under the blankets then unfurl it into your partners face. Upon impact you stab (or Staub) her in eye with your dick. This can only be accomplished with a raging boner.

She would have kissed me good night if not for the Dutch Oven Staub I unleashed.

by ContestPhenom November 10, 2019

Josh Staub

A cool ass guy with sunglasses and a avenger car that fucks only bad bitches and pops bottles in the club

I wish I was as cool as josh staub

by November 17, 2020

Staubing

An adult with an abnormally small frame or child that manages to takes up an obnoxious amount of space.

There was plenty of room for all of us, but she was Staubing the whole aisle.

by FatherJoseph March 30, 2019