stanley steamer 

A shit so magnificent that when let loose it undoubtedly clogs the toilet. Not only does the rank of this shit flow out of the batheroom and into other rooms...but in nearly every case in releasing this magnificent shit it leads to having to call the carpet company Stanley Steamer to have them remove the shit stains on the carpets caused by the original outstanding dump that not only clogged the toilet but got on the carpet.

"You bastard you let loose a Stanley Steamer again..Call them up..speed dial number 4 ass hole"

stanley steamer by Jack P Davis April 8, 2008

Stanley Steamer 

The act of going down on a woman and breathing hot air on the vagina.

She gave me a Stanley Steamer and got my carpet cleaner.

Stanley Steamer by Hgswells November 19, 2019

Stanley Steamer 

Stanley Steamers may be performed when you are at a friend's house to visit (eg. for a LAN party, etc.) but he's being a *very* shitty host, so you proceed to pull your pants and underwear down and rub your bare, nasty ass on one, very concentrated spot of his bedroom carpet. If he's being a particularly flagrant ass hole, proceeding to the rubbings of his bed sheets, pillow cases, and/or other miscellaneous personal belongings may ensue.

Kurt was completely ignoring all of his guests, so Chad proceeded to giving his carpet a thorough Stanley Steamer, though this wouldn't be the first time...

Stanley Steamer by sso33 December 22, 2008

stanley steamer 

a machine that people rent after parties to get all stains out of carpets

how much is it to rent a stanley steamer, there's ash butts all over. Why didnt ppl use the ashtray?

stanley steamer by Dasec I mown April 26, 2006

Stanley Steamer 

an act where one's partner shits on their dick and then proceeds to "Stanley Steam clean" their dick off via fellatio.

Sheila worked for Stanley Steamer for Pat last night in his car.

Stanley Steamer by Unethical Lawz October 18, 2014

Stanley Steamer 

A Stanley steamer can be done one of two ways, 1) turn the AC up so it's cold in your place. Then take a shit on your victims chest. Your poo will be warm enough in the cold room to begin steaming. 2) take someone outside in the cold or camping. Con them into sleeping shirtless. Drop a hot one on their chest. Stanley would be proud.

I took Karyn camping and when she asked for the manager I took off her shirt, asked her to lie down and dropped a Stanley steamer on her chest.

Stanley Steamer by SirWonderBeard December 14, 2019

Stanley Steamer 

The act of getting off in your partners bush and then proceeding to suck the goo from their pubic hair as if you were steam cleaning their crotch.

Lisa's bush was looking kind of rough today so i gave her a good ole Stanley Steamer.

Stanley Steamer by Zee Dubya Es May 24, 2009